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What is J wood?
The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.
In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.
Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.
J wood - video
J wood - what is it?
to walk up to someone and talk to them very closely while your breath is so terrible it's like a fist from your mouth
Dude I was stocking aisle 2 and Ed totally J Wooded me
What does "J wood" mean?
to get a huge erection while playing video games
"Wow yesterday I was playing Call of Duty and I got a j wood!"