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What is JULY 1ST?
Raini Rodriguez's birthday.
A.K.A. The best day ever
Person: "Hey, it's JULY 1ST. Anything special today?"
Person 2: "Yeah, it's the best day ever! It's our skinny legend's birthday."
JULY 1ST - video
JULY 1ST - what is it?
this day ( being July 1st ) marks another day since Ray William Johnson's masterpiece Doin Your Mom was released.
nuff said
guy one: "hey its July 1st, you know what that means!"
guy two: "can you just not fu(have intimate relations)ck my mother for once on july 1st?"
guy one: *already ran off*
guy two: "damn."
What does "JULY 1ST" mean?
It’s july 1st Shot your shot man
JULY 1ST - what does it mean?
Oh man dude! Today is July 1st, which means we can’t JUUL!!!
JULY 1ST - meaning
National send ur girlfriend dick pics day.
Zoe: did jack send you dick pics?
Clair: he actually did!
zoe: well happy july 1st
JULY 1ST - definition
July 1st is National lesbian magnet day. Anyone born on this day is probably a lesbian
Random person-*talking to someone*
Person born on July 1st-*runs up to the person*
Random person-dude.....WTF
Person born on July 1st-I stay here. Because you cute
Random person-What?!?
JULY 1ST - slang
If you were born on this day, you’re most likely a big booty bitch. You got that birthday cake lil mama. If July 1st is your half birthday then you packing cake, but not nearly as much as July 1st birthday’s.
“Damn, She thicc as fuck, why she packing so much cake, she got implants?”
“Nah bro, she was born on July 1st, everyone born on that day has hella cake.”
JULY 1ST
The day gods are born, it’s said men born on this day have the largest schlongs known to man.
Guy: I was born on July 1st
Girl: Please take my virginity almighty one
JULY 1ST
When the most depressed bitches are woken
It’s July 1st and Karina is depressed once again
JULY 1ST
A day when the baddest of the bad are born😌. July 1st babies are gorgeous and a ray of sunshine, but when you get them mad they wanna get bold😳. Favorite things in the world themselves, loved ones, animals; and most definitely money 💰. Even Princess Diana was born July 1st, that’s what made her a goat 🐐 Fr. Don’t for get Kayla Bylon and Magic Mike XXL😏
Damn I wish I was born on July 1st, what a pity.