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What is Ionian?
An anal sex position for three or more penis havers or phallus wearers where-in one person, the base, lays on their back and penetrates another person laying on them who is also penetrating another, etc. There can be as many people as can be stacked.
The horizontal version of this arrangement is known as a Newton's cradle.
Call over two more men and let's stack up an Ionian column!
Ionian - meme gif
Ionian - video
Ionian - what is it?
(noun)
1) the major scale - so we won’t confuse it with major in chords
2) a member of an ancient Hellenic people inhabiting Attica, parts of western Asia Minor, and the Aegean islands in preclassical and classical times. Colonised the islands that became known as the Ionian islands.
- a native or inhabitant of the Ionian islands.
(adjective)
relating to the Ionians, Ionia, or the Ionian islands
A: Yo what key is this song in?
B: E flat ionian
A: …it’s E flat major isn’t it
B: well yes, but actually no