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What is Huron?
A Lord Huron is a bearded, hipster man-child who lives at home with his parents.
You CANNOT go out with that guy, he’s a total Lord Huron.
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Huron - video
Huron - what is it?
A bitch-lake in Canada that will steal your glasses because it has no decency.
Lake Huron stole my glasses. What a bitch eh?
What does "Huron" mean?
A shit hole town in the middle of goddamn nowhere. Everyones that lives here is butthurt about losing the bid for state capital back in the 1800's to an obviously superior town. Oh yeah and the state fair is here too.
Guy 1: Oh yeah, I'm from Huron, SD
Guy 2: lolfag
Huron - what does it mean?
A place that is called a TRAP by anyone that has moved out.
Most people stay due to family obligations, but admit that they are stuck and can't leave without pissing off other "TRAPPED" people.
Great geography, but horrible infastructure. What city street this week is under construction and what bridge is stuck in the up position.
There is no work, so people drink. There is 49 bars, but not ONE industry that supports them. The useless people frequent these bars.
City Hall is called the Roche Bar, and to be honest it's the best place in the damn town.
How is it that this city, year after year and decade after decade is stuck behind the times. If you left PH in 2001 and came back now, the entire downtown looks the same.
And why hasn't someone dumped some money into the dump known as McMorran? Cause the entire place is a dump.
IF you are lucky enough to live there and go to college, let's hope school blesses you with enough sense to move south for work.
How's the 8 weeks of summer treating you all up there? I'll tell you that the 9 months of Summer down here sure is nice and there is jobs galore.
Port huron, lake huron, marysville
Huron - meaning
A place where everyone sucks at life.
Full of sluts, and jackasses only looking for sluts.
A redneck town trying to be city.
Full of crazy farm girls and wild turkeys in apartment parking lots.
A place where everyone knows your name, and who you've slept with.
A shit hole breeding ground for scum bag losers.
All on the backdrop of a gorgeous Great Lake, PH has great potential but needs to vomit out the bullshit first!
And who can forget the wonderful Blue Water Bridges??? With a beautiful view of Canada's factory's
In the summertime, mixed in with the wonderful smell of fresh cut grass and cat piss!
Ah...home sweet home....
Bob - "So what do you think hell is like?"
Phil - "Have you ever been to Port Huron?"
Bob - "That bad huh?"
Phil - "No, Port Huron is worse"
Huron - definition
A magical land where no one ever grows up. Like Neverland. Only no one can fly. Maturity is difficult to find, until you manage to GTFO and go to college.
Unfortunately, some Port Huron natives never make it out. And some that do still find it difficult to get a life and leave their pre-teen drama behind.
Bitchy Port Huron girl who never grew up #1: "OMG! We should all go to the club and represent Port Huron!"
Bitchy Port Huron girl who never grew up #2: "OMG! You are so right! I hear Girls Gone Wild is in Detroit! We should go be whores who think they are attractive!"
Bitchy Port Huron girl who grew up, moved out, and got a real life and a job after graduating: "No, you shouldn't. Because you are not nearly as hot as you think you are."
Port Huron male: "I'd hit it anyway. But I kinda take what I can get around Port Huron."
Huron - slang
Lord Huron is a music artist who makes folk pop music; it has a western vibe to it without sounding fully country. His most popular song is The Night We Met.
"Yo, have you heard the new song Lord Huron released?"
Huron
The ailment of being located in or around the city of Port Huron. It commonly affects the natives, but can be easily spread to foreigners. It most acutely affects young people from the age of 13-25.
Symptoms include boredom, cabin fever, sitting at home, "shootin the shit," sleeping for long periods or at odd hours, creeping, and logging on to Facebook for extended periods of time.
This ailment is incurable, however temporary remedies (some may consider them as Symptoms) include: going for long drives, drinking in ones basement with other natives, smoking alot of weed, visiting Danielle Drive, attending grad parties, "beachin it," reading, educating one's self, or GTFO to college.
Male Native 1: "So whats going on tonight?"
Male Native 2: "Don't ask me bro, I've had a case of Port Huronitis lately"
Male Native 1: "Damn, well shake that off and lets go to the 4H fair or to Lakeside Beach to find some females"
Male Native 2: "That'd be dope"
Huron
A place where all the drug dealers are, Where all the fights are , where the big booty bitches are and some flat booty bitches are, where most of the kids there are on probation.
John : Did you hear about Joe he has that ounce of gorilla glue
Josh: No way he must be from port Huron
Huron
rum-a-tum-tum, i feel something in my bum!
see sodomy
i think i'll slip over to the barnyard for a bit of... Huron...