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What is Hubbard?

Somone who gets beaten up by sumone who has one hand throwing punches and the other hand holding bourban.

SMACK
everyone "fuck you just smashed hubbard clint"
clint "well he ripped my shirt and i like this one"
Jackson "clint heres your alcohol"
Clint "cheers jack"

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Hubbard - video


Hubbard - what is it?

huhb-erd

–noun

1. A chick who continues to hang out with a guy who has confessed to liking a Justin Bieber song.

2. Fag hag.

3. A document, record, or instrument that contains the full married name of a divorced woman.

"His MySpace said he was into Social Distortion, I could have never imagined that meeting him in person would ultimately result in my becoming a total Hubbard."

"Andrea, you're obviously a total Hubbard, I mean, like, both your dude and your boss eat pizza with a fork."

"Next time you need to borrow money for gas or cat food I'm busting out the Hubbard."

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What does "Hubbard" mean?

A fucking loser that has no life

Hubbard is a fuckboi

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Hubbard - what does it mean?

A guy that smokes ice laced weed.

I'm so shit, I'm a Hubbard

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Hubbard - meaning

A guy who acts like a complete asshole and loses all his friends hangs out with all girls but gets no pussy, And thinks hes a typical Hardass

Person 1: Dude hes turned into such a Hubbard

Person 2: Yah i know i can't stand him anymore

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Hubbard - definition

v.t. & n. 1) v.t. to cheat, make a fool of, to appropriate large amounts of money under the cover of a new age religion.
2) n. The person who perpetrates the above acts.
3) n. A mediocre but prolific writer of pulp fiction whose fans are now republishing his entire oeuvre in the mistaken belief that this will prove him to be the greatest storyteller of all time, bigger than H.P. Lovecraft, Robert E. Howard, Ray Bradbury, or anyone else who owned a typewriter in the 1930's.
(from O.E 'Heobard', or "cheating frigging lying druggie tax-evading bastard")

How much did you pay for that piece-of-shit car? Dude, you were hubbarded.

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Hubbard - slang

A kid who has a tendency to pull his penis out at the most inopportune times.

Michael says to Kyle, "Kyle, you are being such a Hubbard right now, put that thing away!"

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Hubbard

v., hubbarded, hubbarding, hubbards
n., hubbarder

1. To pursue by tracking stealthily.
2. To follow or observe (a person) persistently, especially out of obsession or derangement.

This hoodrat I slept with has been hubbarding me at work everyday, slowing down when she drives by to see if I am there.

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Hubbard

Refers to a clump of dried shit stuck to someones ass-hair. Also referred to as a dingleberry.

I got shit on my chin going down on Jason's mom, she had a fucking Hubbard

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Hubbard

A substitute teacher who has no idea how to teach a class and always goes on rants. A Hubbard also brings up the most random ass things during english class and say the most ridiculous stuff (e.g. date of her husband's death, son is a personal trainer, had an abusive grandmother).

Friend: Dude, do you know who we have for a substitute for english?
Me: No clue but someone told me that she brought up that she had stage 3 breast cancer
Friend: Oh shit it must be a Hubbard.

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