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What is Hovercraft?
My virgin girlfriend would allow nothing but hovercrafting with jeans on.
Hovercraft - meme gif
Hovercraft - video
Hovercraft - what is it?
When you HAVE to use a public bathroom and HAVE to use the stall, but the seats are too disgusting to actually sit on and there's no seat covers so you have to just pull down your pants and hover your butt over the side of the bowl and drop your load in like a hovercraft dropping shipments/torpedoes.
Dude, that toilet was so disgusting, I had to do the hovercraft!
Guy one: Eeeewwwww, this seat is nasty!
Guy two: Just hovercraft it, dude.
What does "Hovercraft" mean?
1: A hovercraft, or air-cushion vehicle (ACV), is a vehicle or craft that can be supported by a cushion of air ejected downwards against a surface close below it, and can in principle travel over any relatively smooth surface, such as gently sloping land, water, or marshland, while having no substantial contact with it.
2: Something that may, or may not be full of eels.
"My hovercraft is full of eels."
Hovercraft - what does it mean?
The act of hovering over a toilet while you crap, and spray-dusting the whole top of the porcelain and/or wall.
I'll never step foot in this bathroom again until we find out who keeps hovercrafting.
Adj. : I went into the stall after Larry and immediately knew he had hovercrafted; as the seat, back and wall were covered in crap.
Hovercraft - meaning
to hover over a public toilet for a number two.
You're going to have to hovercraft that porta potty because someone has splatted the seat.
Hovercraft - definition
Someone who is always on the verge of passing out at parties or events with friends. Their head is usually doing a hovering or noding motion when you look at them..
D: Billy is hovercraftin' again
Billy: {wakes up} Huh....what...No man
Hovercraft - slang
To hover your balls over a girls mouth while she makes a fan blowing noise.
Dude, this chick blew me and then I gave her a hovercraft.
Hovercraft
A hussey or an annoying person who comes near you and lingers. They are unwanted and continue to approach.
I honestly hate hovercrafts.
Hovercraft
A usually awkward or annoying kid who constantly hovers over or around a person or group of people, who are usually more popular.
Joe: Jenna, Hovercraft at 6 0'clock!
Jenna: Shit!
Mike: Hi guys, sup?
*inner groans*
Hovercraft
Similar to a motorboat, however the key difference is the girl has small breasts. The giver sticks his head over the breasts instead of between the breasts as they are too small.
That girls breasts were too small to motor boat, so I had to hovercraft them.