Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Hos?

Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.

Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!

Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.

Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.

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Hos - video


Hos - what is it?

A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.

John: "Dude emily is really hot!"

Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."

John: "Ah man that sucks!"

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What does "Hos" mean?

Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton

Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!

Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!

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Hos - what does it mean?

The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.

Santa: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.

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Hos - meaning

Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.

ho ho ho, it's christmas!

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Hos - definition

A pale white man who steals tweets for fame but only gets 1 or 2 likes. It has curled hands and cant get any pussy. Bleeds gold and blue sports claiming to know all about sports, but he was too un-athletic to play. he'll tell you what you wanna hear but be careful its most likely wrong. A snake of a man. if you can even call him a man.

Damn bro, you're such a hos.

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Hos - slang

Stallion

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Hos

It means either, that something is fast 'Man that thing Hos'
or it means lets go 'Im gonna Hos'.

'Man that thing can Hos'

'This is boring lets Hos'

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Hos

Basically the epitome of man. Often seen to be wrestling with demons and other such creatures from the netherworld; the only thing more effective for slaying werewolves than a silver bullet is Hos. Only wears clothes sown from the hide of a baby unicorn, and has skin made from titanium alloy. Keeps a pet phoenix which dines on the liver of his fallen enemies. Has the biggest penis known to man.

Do not approach.

Example One:
Person # 1: Who the fuck is that dude over there slaying the creatures from the nether realm?
Person # 2: It's Hos you fuckwit.
Example Two:
Person # 1: Holy shit! It's a motherfucking anaconda!
Person # 2: No it's not, it's Hos' apocalyptic schlong.

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Hos

A noun, verb, and adjective that can describe anything, anyone, or anyone and anything in the act of doing something.

You're such a hos.

I'm so hos'ing a blunt lemme call you back.

Stupid ass hos..

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