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What is Hoing?
Elf 1: Whoa! Check out Mrs. Claus!
Elf 374,045,234.7: Yeah... she gives new meaning to the term "ho ho ho"!
Hoing - meme gif
Hoing - video
Hoing - what is it?
1-Santa Claus's most famous line that he uses as a greeting and exclamation
2-Can be used to describe how some people laugh ie very jolly and old-fashioned sounding
3-Can be used as an inslut when you see like 3 people you don't like and you point at them 1 by 1 and go "ho ho ho"
Ex1-Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!
Ex2-That kinda chubby looking old man has this ho ho ho happy chuckle to him.
Ex3-Dude, I hate those three popular chicks, talk about ho ho ho.
What does "Hoing" mean?
Something said when one needs to be perceived as jovial but when you are in actual fact pissed well and truly off.
Child: Oh look its Santa!
Santa: Ho-ho-ho!
Or as in the of the Jolly Green Giant.
Jolly Green Giant: I come from the valley and I stand for goodness.
Chorus (sings): Greeeeen Gi-ant.
Jolly Green Giant: Ho-ho-ho.
Hoing - what does it mean?
A girl who dates a guy a week before Christmas (Or any holiday where gifts are to be bought) so he will buy her a really nice gift, and then break up with him the following week.
John: "Dude emily is really hot!"
Jason: "I know dude but she's a ho ho ho, she'll date you around the holidays to get gifts, and then break up with your ass."
John: "Ah man that sucks!"
Hoing - meaning
Santa's laugh, also see Paris Hilton
Santa: Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!!!
Kandi: Omigod! It's Paris Hilton! See?
Me (pointing at Paris): Ho ho ho!!!
Hoing - definition
The three words Santa Clause says when he sees your mother, aunt and sister in the same room.
Santa: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.
Hoing - slang
Santa's cry, or three prostitutes.
ho ho ho, it's christmas!
Hoing
Verb.- The use of overly attentive or obedient behavior to coerce females to do degrading things.
Man I was hoing with this hot girl the other day.
Hoing
Person 1: hey! Its hailing and snowing
Person 2: thats called hoing
Hoing
(verb) When you are not usually a ho but you act like a ho rarely on occassion unexpectedly
Person 1: Damn! Did you see her! Shes usually not a ho!
Person 2: Yea dude, shes hoing tonight!