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What is Hog Cycle?
A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale that is only used by giga-chads and hated on by 5.4 gay fag cycle bozos who can't defend it.
Person 1: Katie is so hot
Person 2: I heard she is dating Chad
Person 1: Of course, he uses 2.6 hog cycle
Hog Cycle - video
Hog Cycle - what is it?
A deck in the popular mobile game Clash Royale. It is mostly used in mid ladder decks to be annoying and get wins easily. The deck consists of the cards Musketeer, Log, Fireball, Ice Golem, Skeletons, Cannon, Ice Spirit, and Hog Rider. The deck is used to cycle or “use up” low elixir cards in order to constantly fucking spam Hog Rider for maximum damage.
It is mostly used by gay losers who have no friends and have never touched a woman in their life. They constantly fantasize about 12 inch cocks inside of their assholes, all the while cycling to infinity and fucking spamming hog, ice golem and canon to distract your troops so you can’t get a single hit on the tower, while emote spamming your ass. It is very annoying and extremely unfair to play against. There is a high chance you can extract cancer when playing against these losers. If you use this deck, you probably are very autistic and use Hog Cycle as a mean to get tons of wins to feel better about yourself and how much your parents hate you. Please, take a shower and stop drooling over men in the boys locker room while beating your 2 inch wang to them in the shower.
Cool Guy 1: “Hey, did you know that Aiden spams 2.6 Hog Cycle for every single match?”
Cool Guy 2: “Wow, what a fag. No wonder he has no friends.”
What does "Hog Cycle" mean?
A deck in clash royale used mainly by no skill players that are desperate for wins. 2.6 hog uses the hog rider, musketeer, cannon, ice spirit, skeletons, ice golem, log, and fireball. Outsmarting them will usually make them quit.
Hello there: guys i heard about this deck, 2.6 hog cycle. what is it?
Cheesecake: Torment, they spam cards and shut down all your pushes, i don't know how to defeat them.
Nally2fast: i usually wait until they waste their fireball then place stuff
Not Important: I use 2.6, been winning non stop since
Not Important has been kicked out of the clan by Nally2fast
Hog Cycle - what does it mean?
A deck used in clash Royale consisting of a hog and some other gay shit. 2.6 hog players are the scum of the earth and usually like to finger themselves out the back of the gas station parking lot. 2.6 Hog players are shit at the game and rely on spamming some black dude on a pig to win. These players are also guaranteed to have no Dad and love other men to make up for it. These players also love to play with each other’s 1 inch cocks when they’re not busy spamming hogs 12 hours a day.
Person1: hey look it’s Jerry, I heard he was caught shoving a 14inch dildo up his ass
Person2: Yeah I’m not surprised, he uses 2.6 hog cycle
Hog Cycle - meaning
A Clash Royale deck that contains Hog Rider, Fireball, Musketeer, Cannon, Skeletons, Ice Spirit, Ice Golem, and The Log.
Despite how the deck looks, it's super annoying to fight against. Its fast cycle means that the enemy can switch to another Hog Rider in a matter of seconds, and if the enemy is skilled, they defend your entire counterpush with little to no damage at the enemy tower, leaving you feeling weak and useless. The Hog Rider punishes you after you spend all your elixer to support your push, you get no damage, and the Hog Rider is attacking your tower, forcing you to sacrifice the tower with nothing in return.
The deck's defense synergy is powerful enough to crush your dreams. The deck's cycle is cheaper than your possessions.
Air decks such as Lava-loon is useful to countering 2.6 Hog Cycle players because the deck doesn't have much air counters.
Person 1: Holy hell. I just met a 2.6 Hog Cycle player. Fuck the amount of times he kited, I can't even count that.
Person 2: Meh. 2.6 Hog Cycle players will always be pretty retarded.
Person 1: I was using X-Bow.
Person 2: Then FUCK YOU THEN!!!! YOU DESERVED TO LOSE HEEHEEHEEHAW
Hog Cycle - definition
A deck found within the game of Clash Royale, one of the cheapest viable decks in the entire game, despite its low elixir cost it can be extremely frustrating to fight against. Often used by people who believe Clash Royale is a competitive game while forgetting the entire point of a game especially mobile is to have casual fun and not to dedicate their lives to.
Also often a corresponding symptom of fatherlessness found in young children and adults.
2.6 Hog Cycle Player: Hahaha, I've countered your entire push with my endless cycling! Is there anything I can't cycle out of?
Player who just wants to have fun: Too bad you can't cycle back to your father.
Hog Cycle - slang
I tested this deck on Master Royale for research purposes. ( I was arena 4 at the time i did but I quit at arena 9)
Guess what? I became 10x powerful.
Guess why? Because it takes no skill.
(mind the gif of gay men kissing)
If you use this you have a 50/50 of either missing a parental figure or being LGBTQ. (Not that it's bad or something)
In rare cases where one does not repent from using 2.6 (or rarely when one gets started in using 2.6), they become what 50/50 they miss.
It's one of the most gay decks. It's just spam and spam. Nothing more.
Amongussus 20:15 "if someone uses 2.6 they are gay."
Clanmember1: So I heard about this "hog cycle" deck, what is it and why does everyone hate it?
Ilikeblackmenkissing69: it's a good deck, which takes skill
GayGirlNerd_420: yeah, unlike the other gay decks people use which take no skill, they're just mad that their stupid decks can't defend the superior one
UltramanMaxBalling: No, they are convincing you to use 2.6. Hog Cycle takes no skill whatsoever.
WalterWhiteGaming: 2.6 is gay, don't use it
Clanmember1: Ok
amogusleader1: gay deck users are not allowed in my clan
*Ilikeblackmenkissing69 and GayGirlNerd_420 was kicked by amogusleader1*
Hog Cycle
A Gay piece of shit cock sucking penis licking female hating phone booth looking ass idiot deck that only people with their main intrest being big bulgy cocks play
-HI i am gay
-OH u play hog cycle?
Hog Cycle
Hog cycle is an extremely gay deck meant for people who don’t have any life and sit inside spamming ice golems and riding cock. Most hog cycle players look like bowler and enjoy getting raped by men.
Ugh I just lost to another basic dick rider
Ah yeah man I hate hog cycle too
Hog Cycle
Hog cycle is a specific kind of clash royale deck, it is the gayest deck ever and is just stupid, it takes no skill and is broken. If you use it you most likely think that sucking another man's dick is fun because that's all you do, so please if you use it go jump off a bridge.
Go fuck yourself 2.6 hog cycle.