Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Hitch?

Getting married, or going out with someone for a laugh.

"want to get hitched to me"
"fuck no"

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Hitch - what is it?

Blonde hair and a nice girl, tries really hard to fit and desperatly wants to be popular. not best friends material but is fun to hang around with, very attractive but doesnt know how to dress/wear makeup! good person despite being a wannabe sometimes.

"look at her trying to fit it"
"yeah, what a hitchings... she seems quite nice though"

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What does "Hitch" mean?

to get married, thus surrendering all power and control to the woman like a trailer being "hitched" to the back of a powerful and all-controlling tow truck

"Hey Uncle Jim, do you know where Uncle Dave is? The game's starting soon..."

"Uncle Dave's hitched, remember? He's smelling candles and buying mattress covers with your Aunt Jane."

"Oh no... I never want to get hitched."

"You've been raised well kid."

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Hitch - what does it mean?

to get married; or already married

We are getting hitched.

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Hitch - meaning

A combination of the words he and bitch

We had to leave because Joe was being such a hitch!

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Hitch - definition

To thrust a sharp object, often a knife but possibly a #2 pencil or whatever else is handy, into another's flesh.

When my stepbrother hit my sister, I had to hitch that fag master.

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Hitch - slang

to get on a dick, dildo, or whatever fits

she hitched a ride on my dick.

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Hitch

A hypocrite who is a bitch.

That girl is a freakin' hitch.

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Hitch

Hoe ass bitch

Look at that ugly Hitch!!!

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Hitch

1. The cure for the common man.

2. a profesisonal date doctor; a sefless individual who helps another man up his game. "Hit it and quit it" is not appropriate.
Note: past semi-pimp experience (in a more sincere and loyal way) is required to be designated as "Hitch."

3. Willing to put in the long hours, has the passion, the heart, the desire, the intensity and onions to get the job done.

4. One of Will Smith's movies.

"That guy, he's Hitch. If you want to sweep that girl off her feet, he'll give you the right broom."

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