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What is Helicopter?
When a female and a male have sexual intercourse, the Lady (usually a very experienced whore, who has a background in gymnastics) the lady holds onto a ceiling fan; spreads her legs into a splits position. The man then lays back inserts the penis into the vagina and lays back while he gets the best sex he will ever have.
The Whore said" three nickels for a blumpkin, $12.50 for a hair pie, and $34.99 for a Helicopter"
The man replied "I'll take all three"
Helicopter - meme gif
Helicopter - video
Helicopter - what is it?
When someone really drunk throws up while pooping at the same time. Produces an incomprehensible smell that is comparable to Bigfoot's dick.
Christian got so drunk at his party that he helicoptered all over his backpack.
Damn Kiko was fucked up on his birthday and helicoptered!
What does "Helicopter" mean?
An abbreviation created by MK from the 7 (Holloway) a complex sexual position that can’t be performed by everybody, you have to be granted the privelage first by one of the nominated helicopter pilots first before executing this complex position, if helicopter is performed without permission and exposed you could be provided with a hefty fine or penalty eg a cash fine or even death.
Yo bro did you do helicopter this weekend
Helicopter - what does it mean?
A sex position where the female mounts the males face whilst his tongue is out and he continues to spin around in the motion of a helicopter's rotors.
Female: "Hey Chad, wanna do the Helicopter?"
Male: "Sure thing Chloe, I'd love that."
Helicopter - meaning
The act of getting naked and swinging your penis in circles (you can not have an erection for this to work properly)
Jack decided to do the helicopter and when he walked into the bedroom with his straight friends they all threw up
Helicopter - definition
A card game invented by four-year old Scott Janner loosely based on poker, war and gin rummy. The rules change every hand based on the cards played so that Scott always wins.
Scott always beats Uncle Stan at Helicopter because he is the only who knows the rules, which are usually made up on the spot.
Helicopter - slang
A type of rotorcraft in which lift and thrust are supplied by one or more engine driven rotors
Did you see that helicopter flying by?
Helicopter
This is when a man or woman sticks their ass as far up unto the air as possible. Then a second guy proceeds to insert his massive shlong into the ass of the first person. The person on top tries to stay as horizontal as possible while using their arms to spin themself around like a helicopter blade.
Guy 1: Hey want to Helicopter on me?
Guy 2: No dude that's gay
Guy 1: Want to play Soggy biscuit instead?
Guy 2: Yeah, sure man!
Helicopter
Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades.
Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis.
Theoretically, a successful helicopter, if done fast enough, could generate lift for the female for about 2 seconds. There have been 3 reported cases of success, but they were all in Japan so you never know.
Dude 1: Yo d00d my girlfriend and I totally did the helicopter last night!
Dude 2: No you did not.
Dude 1: You're right. Sad face.
Helicopter
It’s a fucking vehicle. SHUT UP WITH THE SEXUAL DEFINITION
Me: *types up “helicopter on urban dictionary”
Urban Dictionary: wHen y0u tWirL y0 diCk iN a CiRcle In frOnt of yoUr
Me: SHUT UP WITH THE SEXUAL DEFINITIONS! GOD!