Definder - what does the word mean?

What is Header?

to do sumthing unthinkably messed up like stay up all nite fiddling wit a hobbits gooch while stroking ur cremange stik.

Yo i was up all nite with this hairy crab called jane last nite it was totally f****n header man.

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Header - what is it?

Just another name for someone who enjoys giving head. Also, the headEE is the one getting head. Just a little "heads up!"

Your Friend - "That girl is such a header! You should ask her out."

That Girl - "F*** you! I heard that!"

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What does "Header" mean?

The act of a woman putting her mouth on a mans penis and then Bobby-ing up and down until he cums

His girl did the proper thing and gave him a header when he arrived home.

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Header - what does it mean?

It's a slang term for oral sex.

"Ken wanted to give me a header."

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Header - meaning

mainly a very hot tempered person or can also mean a stupid,mental,gay,bitch,hobo, that mooches off of you.

"STUPID HEADER!" or "Stacey is such a header"

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Header - definition

To receive a blow-job; having a person suck one's penis til it unloads.

I was so drunk last night I let that ugly fat bitch Myriam give me a header.

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Header - slang

Getting dome while playing FIFA.

Chase: I was scoring goals with Messi and scoring with Rachel yesterday...

Austin: "Header!"

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Header

When a sophisticated gentleman attempts a charging back post bullet header behind a fellow of the opposite sex, he then proceeds to fucking body her

Person 1 - "Back post!"
Person 2 - "My header!"

Alan Partridge - "TWAT! Did you see that?!"

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Header

An accidental dive, taken headfirst toward the pavement. Often caused by drunkenness, hooker heels, or a combination of the two.

1. "Dude, you busted up - what happen?"
"Took a header into the curb outside the bar last night."

2. "Ah, my shit is fucked, dawg"
"Damn boy, you took a mean header there. The ladies gunna be impressed with yo ass in da club 2nite!"

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Header

An Irish slang word commonly found in Donegal. Used as a compliment.

A person who is at once thought crazy and cool.
A person who is 'gud craic.'

- "He feckin' pished on dat teachar's car!"
- "Wat a header!"
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- "Jeysh (Gee) ye'r shome header bai!"


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