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What is Hawl?
A social disease, can be terminal, chronic, or acute. Tends to get worse with time. Chronic assaholism usually becomes fatal or long term and debilitating when mixed with drugs or alcohol, though not all assaholics are substance abusers.
Assaholics tend to congregate on websites pertaining to guns, race, or the poaching of large wildlife, dating sites (the married ones) and political rants.
Christian assaholism is a type of strain of assaholism that can be more prevalent in the bible belt.
Assaholism epidemics have been known to spread quickly, especially in large groups, hipster bars, frat houses, strip clubs, bad traffic and crowded department stores.
Assaholism ASSA-Hawl-ism, ASSA-haw-lick
"I see you've done nothing to cure your assaholism. Next time try hitting on my mom instead of my best friend. That might work better. Not."
"who's texting you at 2:20am?!"
"oh it's that assaholic I told you about. He thinks I'm going to be his bootycall. Not."
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Hawl - video
Hawl - what is it?
The act of running like a complete pussy, just like Josh Hawley did when he saw the mob that he supposedly supported
Josh Hawley was seen Hawling ass on camera
What does "Hawl" mean?
The action or movement of running away from circumstances of your own creation.
The junior Senator of Missouri was hawling ass through the corridors of the U.S. Capitol on January 6th to escape the same mob he had incited mere hours before.
Hawl - what does it mean?
Aka Josh Hawley on J6
The epitome of “fuck around, find out”
Running from the consequences of your actions.
He was Hawling Ass from the mob
Hawl - meaning
When you stoke an angry mob, and then have to flee in fear from aforementioned mob.
Josh Hawley was Hawling Ass
Hawl - definition
When Rep. Josh Hawley ran, like a coward, from the insurrectionist at the US Capitol after helping incite said insurrection.
"Dude! Brad would not stop hitting on this chick at the bar all night. Finally she called over her BF and BRad was Hawling ass out"
Hawl - slang
The mix between HAHAHAH and LAWL. When both are combined it turns into the epic laughter of hawl. Pretty straightforward for people on the go.
As a verb, it is known as hawling.
HAWL! That was the best fucking joke ever!
HAWL OMFG! So fucking funny!
HAWL! That bitch broke her fucking ass!
Hawl
To go hard or to go "ham" or crazy
Reuven: Hey buchi whats good
Bool: nothing much we hawling tonight?
Reuevn: word bro we gon get Fuc3d up
Hawl
The Glaswegian way of grabbing someone's attention.
Laura - 'Hey you guys'
... no reply...
Laura - 'HAWL'