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What is Havelock?
A havelock is an insult that must not be said unless youre feeling aggressive.
"OMG he copied my oufit!!!" "UGH, such a havelock."
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Havelock - video
Havelock - what is it?
"That person stole my purse!" "Oh my, what a havelock."
What does "Havelock" mean?
1) A Name, either the first or last.
Attributed origins and meanings vary, however a commonly applied meaning is "Sea-contest", "Sea-battle" or "Sea war".
One of the earliest instances is in the Middle English romance, the Lay of Havelok the Dane. Others bearing the name include Sir Henry Havelock (an early 19th century general), Havelock Ellis (physician, psychologist, writer and and social reformer, probably best known for his studies of human sexuality), Judy Havelock (a Bond girl) and Lord Havelock Vetinari (ruler of Ankh-Morpork in Terry Pratchett's Discworld).
The name has also been applied to several places, often being named after someone bearing the name: Havelock Island in the Indian Ocean is named for Sir Henry Havelock, who served in India during the mid-1800s, for example.
2) A flap of cloth covering the back of the neck, attached to a hat, to protect against sunburn. Named after Sir Henry Havelock.
Nu haue ye herd þe gest al þoru
Of hauelok and of goldeborw.
--- A couple of lines from The Lay of Havelock the Dane
Havelock - what does it mean?
This mythical creature is known to cause hypertension and erectile dysfunction in webmasters. Also known as 'Appleyard's Curse'.
"My interweb venture was running smoothly until I got a visit from General Havelock. Despite being off my food ever since, I now shit myself hourly!"
Havelock - meaning
A small shit hole outside of the slightly larger shit hole called petitcodiac. It has a high level of inbreads
Guy 1: you live in Havelock!?
Guy 2: unfortunately
Guy 1: it sucks all the people out there are either old or retarded
Havelock - definition
- To emit a huge amount of stupidity.
- A warm snow jacket.
Example 1.
*Man walks into post*
"Dude, you just pulled a Havelock"
Example 2.
"My new Havelock is very warm, I think I'll wear it to school"