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What is Harry Maguire?
A fucking fridge twat that need to be sold now I don't know how to describe how shit he is doesn't know what he is doing lost on the pitch cots pennies. Moves like a fucking double decker metal truck know for his signature move no look defending.
MU Fan: Our defence is perfect.
City Fan: Perfect in a fucking kitchen both a fridge and freezer or just call him Harry Maguire
Harry Maguire - video
Harry Maguire - what is it?
The definition of a Goat
truly the best football player of all time
person 1:"do you know Harry Maguire scored 800 goals against man utd"
person 2:"wow he's such a goat what team does he play for"
Person 1:"man utd"
What does "Harry Maguire" mean?
worst defender in foot ball of all times , Harry maguire is always a joker . He is some one who cannot even tackle the ball from a 6 year old and can score own goals from any angles . Despite that , he still thinks of himself of a god of defence . Harry Maguire is in love with prisons of greece after he was jailed there
Harry maguire : I can tackle the ball from anyone
next match...
He loses the ball to everyone
Harry Maguire - what does it mean?
Manchester united keeper, David de gea worst fear.
Harry maguire has never learnt how to play actual football and often ends up attacking his own side of the field.
He is knonw for just 20 own goals in just 3 seasons at man united.
Often owns the song Gangsters paradise.
Harry maguire lost to a 5 year old at football .
He scored all the goals which were own goals.
Harry Maguire - meaning
Harry Maguire's defending is the worst in the Premier League, even worse than Phil Jones'.
Harry Maguire - definition
A Samsung 33-inch wide, 19.5 Cu Ft. Energy Star-rated Full Size Refrigerator
Harry Maguire isn't the iron wall for Man United, he's the iron fridge
Harry Maguire - slang
the true example of a g.o.a.t. in soccer he is truly the king and his defense is so terrifying even a wall cant be better
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Bob: hey! have you seen the man united game?
Fred: No, what happened?
Bob: Harry Maguire(best player of all time) preformed so good he got sent off!
Fred: No way!
Bob: he also made an own goal!!
That's so insane!
Harry Maguire
An uncrowned king that should win a ballon d'or. Currently plays for Manchester United, and always find a way to make a fair 11 versus 11 match into a 10 to 12 match. His way to change the game is appreciated by football fans all around, and he is also called the Fridge/Freezer sometimes.
Person 1: I have to thank Harry Maguire for securing our win last night.
Person 2: What? I thought you support Man City
Person 1: Exactly.
Harry Maguire
One of the greatest defenders in football history.
To be Harry Maguire is to be a Footballing Genius
Interviewer: Whoβs better Maguire or Maldini?
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: β Iβll go for Maguireβ
Ole Gunnar Solskjaer: β Heβs simply a genius and no one comes close to his footballing ability β
Harry Maguire
A special species of the fridge. Renowned for his shit defending. Harry Maguire is particularly fond of Greek culture.
Manchester United Fan: "Mom, can we get a fridge?"
Mom: "We already have Harry Maguire."