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What is Hanz?

A Saturday Night Live skit of two body builders who are supposed to be cousins of Arnold Schwarzennegar.Hanz and Franz were on a mission to "pump up all you pathetic little girly men".

The skit was making fun of Arnold Schwarzennegar and he even appeared in atleast one episode of Hanz & Franz.

The skit was never considered bigotted when the liberal Saturday Night Live ran the skit for several years,but when Arnold made a funny reference to the skit suddenly liberals tried to say that Arnold was a bigot.

Liberals are all such pathetic and weak little girly men.

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Hanz - meme gif

Hanz meme gif

Hanz - video


Hanz - what is it?

a kid with an afro who smells like meatloaf and plays with your mind
a kid who walks around with his nose in the air and his real name is jodie
makes creepy animated pics for nex.

megan says- hanz told me he was gonna be down here tomorrow
cassidy says- i know he told me that too
megan- says man that kid smells like meat loaf.
cassidy- says i know!

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What does "Hanz" mean?

lose their virginity to a dildo

did you really hanz?

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Hanz - what does it mean?

A manwhore who welcomes the company of all ladies great and small. Values the happiness of the ladies.

1. I feel randy i think i need a hanz.

2. I havn't had any love for a while i need a hanz.

3. That hanz last night was the best hanz i've had in years.

4. My husband just aint doing the business right i need a hanz.

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Hanz - meaning

A manwhore who welcomes the company of all ladies great and small. Values the happiness of the ladies.

1. I feel randy i think i need a hanz.
2. I havn't had any love for a while i need a hanz.
3. That hanz last night was the best hanz i've had in years.
4. My husband just aint doing the business right i need a hanz.

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Hanz - definition

a thug like gansta who likes to pimp hoes. Also known as a manwhore.

That guy is such a hanz, he hired like 20 hookers last night.

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Hanz - slang

Verb: getting dicked by a cactus laced with HIV positive blood while screaming out all the names of your relatives in alphabetical order, then proceeding to snap thy neck with a sharpened rubix cube.

Twat 1: hey did you hear what happened with Twat 2?
Twat 3: all i know is that he died, do you know how?
Twat 1: oh yeah, I injected him with octopus sperm and he hanzed himself.
Twat 3: that sucks man, you still have some octocum?

(and everybody clapped)

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Hanz

Trash Can(n), Trash(n) or generally bad(adj)

Kay Z is pretty Hanz at doing that

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Hanz

The name of most men in Germany. In a 2007 Harvard study, it was proven that 72% of men and 36% of women in Germany are named Hanz.

Bill: Hello, whats your name?

Hanz: Hanz.

Bill: You must be German!

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Hanz

hanz is a beautiful boi. he is from ukraine and started having many children at the ripe age of fifteen. he represents his country everyday, and is overall so hot. he is manly man with brown curls and a cute lil nose. he speaks softly, but huskily to you when he says "hello i am hanz nice 2 meet u" nobody can compare to the kindness of hanz.

vladmir: "omg, he is so special"
gustav: "he could just be the next hanz"

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