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What is Hailstorm?
A Honduran Hailstorm is the act of ejaculating out of a flying plane and into the airstream.
Downtown LA was hit with a Honduran Hailstorm today after a bunch of frat boys decided to rent a Cessna. There were two fatalities.
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Hailstorm - video
Hailstorm - what is it?
When you are getting a blowjob and you quofe so hard that cum comes out of her mouth, nose, and ears
Jack "OMG I gave that hot girl in 4th period an Alaskan Hailstorm"
John " HOLY SHIT YOU MEAN THE ONE THATS DATING JAMAL?!"
What does "Hailstorm" mean?
A meatball hailstorm is one of the rarer types of shit someone takes. It is when your shit is part diarrhea and part solid turd, and makes a very distinct sound when splashdown occurs. Your shit should sound like hail stones hitting a pond in a steady rain. A great shit to have to take if you are in a public restroom playing battleshits.
Danny: Yo, Billy, I got fuckin wasted at that party last night
Billy: Fur Shuure man, beers were flowin
(high five)
Danny: Fur Shuure, I gotta take a dump before this race bro, theres a 100% chance of a meatball hailstorm happening in that bathroom
Billy: Fur Shuure bro
(high five)
Danny: Fur Shuure
(high five)
(high five)
Hailstorm - what does it mean?
Similar to the golden shower, the golden hailstorm is a sexual act in which one person urinates on another, while passing a kidney or ureteral stone. Due to its rarity and near improbability, the golden hailstorm is often praised heavily by its receiver.
Late one night at the senior center, Martha and Frank started getting frisky with one another. Martha started to take off Frank's pants but he quickly stopped her. "Hold on, i've got a surprise for you!" he said with a wink. He then finished taking off his pants, and immediately started screeching loudly. Luckily for Martha, she had her hearing aid turned down, but she could still see Frank's visible agony. Just as she was about to ask if he was okay, Frank suddenly unleashed the golden hailstorm all over Martha's face. Three small stones hit her straight in her open mouth, and the immense pressure of the previously-blocked urine sprayed Martha like the rains of a Category Five hurricane. Martha was overcome by the sheer beauty of the golden hailstorm; she later described it as akin to seeing the aurora borealis or like being kissed by the Pope. After the golden hailstorm, Martha treated Frank to hours over intercourse, as she in awe of being a part of the rare golden hailstorm.
Hailstorm - meaning
A barrage of knuckle punches on a individual during a first class ass whooping.
John Doe: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Crazy Mick (foreigner): I said f*@k your mom and the USA!
This insult is quickly followed with an immediate reign of knuckle hailstorm to the poor fellow.
Hailstorm - definition
the act of being a total 1 upper, or trying to be the most extreme person in the world.
Hey did you see hailstorm clear that 6mi jump with his bike.
Hailstorm - slang
a derivative of hell no (taken from the Old English 'hel' and 'na'), used commonly as an alternative to the phrase.
"Hailstorm no! You did NOT just do that!"
Hailstorm
When you celebrate taking a shot by taking another shot.
Oh nice shot man, let's hailstorm that and do it again!
Hailstorm
When a phenomena occurs without any planning or communication, and is executed perfectly by multiple participants as if planned.
John and Joe walk up to a control box with two buttons. John and Joe look at one another. Nod, say "Hailstorm." And then in unison push both buttons at the same time.
John and Joe walk up to a cliffside. John and Joe look at one another. Nod, say "Hailstorm." And they both jump into the water below at the same time.
Hailstorm
the sexual act of snorting your partner's cum, and then sneezing it back onto them.
"Bruh, Stacy hailstormed me hardcore last night."