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What is HALLOWEEN?
Halloween is the one day of the year were people dress up in their ridiculous costumes and run from house to house banging on people’s doors and stealing their candy.
Halloween is my favorite holiday!
Trick-or-Treat!
HALLOWEEN - meme gif
HALLOWEEN - video
HALLOWEEN - what is it?
1. A celebration in which little kids dress up and get stuff.
2. A series of movies where anyone who has sex dies.
1. The little kids happily celebrated Halloween.
2. Me and my boyfriend were nervous about having sex after seeing Halloween.
What does "HALLOWEEN" mean?
Pagen holiday for celebration of nature and spirits/energy that Catholic's adapted and renamed "Eve of All Saint's Day" or "Hallowed Eve" (becoming "Halloween"). On this day - October 31st - people are encouraged to dress up and "trick ot treat" to fool the spirits that roam the earth.
Halloween is my favorite holiday.
I'm going to dress-up as a cat or Madonna for Halloween.
Are you going to the Halloween party at Karen's house?
HALLOWEEN - what does it mean?
the day that makes the other 364 worth living.
HALLOWEEN - meaning
The only day of the year when it's acceptable for guys to dress up as girls in school.
Guy 1: Hey what's your costume gonna be for Halloween tomorrow?
Guy 2: I'm gonna steal my girlfriend's clothes and shoes and dress up like a blond slut.
Guy 1: Won't she mind?
Guy 2: Nan, she's curious about what I'll look like.
Next day...
Guy 1: Holy shit! You look better as a girl than a guy!!!
Guy 2: ...
HALLOWEEN - definition
a kick ass holiday for two reasons:
(1) its the only day of the year you can dress up and demand candy from people you dont know
(2) It's Frank Iero's birtday.
(1) Kid: Give me candy! It's Halloween
Random Person: *hands kid snickers*
(2) Frank is awesome. You love him. you know you do.
HALLOWEEN - slang
celebration where little kids dress up and get candy, teens dress up, get drunk, and go get candy, and adults dress up, get drunk, and give out candy, funny how things all work out.
im dressing up as a farmer for halloween. im so cool.
HALLOWEEN
the day I get away with scaring little kids.
Hell yeah Halloween rocks
HALLOWEEN
AN EVENING WHERE LITTLE KIDS DRESS IN COSTUMES AND GET CANDY; TEENS GET STONED AND GO GET CANDY; AND ADULTS GET DRESSED, GET STONED AND TAKE EVERYONE'S CANDY...JUST BECAUSE THEY CAN!
LET'S GO HALLOWEENING!
HALLOWEEN
NOT just an excuse for girls to dress like complete sluts. Also an excuse for guys do dress as comfortably as possible in some ill-conceived "costume," and for both sexes to then get shitfaced and get laid, no matter how fat/ugly the accomplice. If you were born in July, you were probably conceived on Halloween- think about it!
Stacy: "Hi Tracy, know what you're going to be for HALLOWEEN?"
Tracy: "Well, I have this really short skirt..."
Stacy: "Great. Mark or some other guy will want to pork you if you wear it."
Tracy: "Yeah, I'll probably get porked, either by Mark or by a different person. After all it's HALLOWEEN."