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What is Gulf Breeze?
By the way every kid thinks they are the shit. And want to fight for no fucking reason, especially the 8th graders. Every "popular kid" has airpods, that states enough. However while your walking home they will blast shit music (mainly rap) and try to act cool. No. Body. Fucking. Cares. -T. S. Hyrofoo
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Gulf Breeze - video
Gulf Breeze - what is it?
A shit hole full of douchebags, assholes, whores, lesbians, and wannabe gangsters with loving and supportive families. No one likes it there, but they don't realize how much better it is there than almost anywhere in Florida. It's an A school, but for some reason everyone makes it seem like an F school. Half the people can't figure out how to use their own brain, so they decide to cheat and copy off the smartest kid in the room. Pretty much anyone over the age of 16 has a car because almost everyone has rich parents that are most likely doctors, that they take advantage of and disrespect. Most of the teachers there are respectful to the students, and the students decide to treat them like complete shit for no reason. Also I hate Ivy.
Random guy: You go to Gulf Breeze High School?
Breezer: Yeah, why?
Random guy: Fuck you.
What does "Gulf Breeze" mean?
literally the most cancerous school to ever exist. filled with 6th graders that have lost their virginity and everyone juuls 24/7. the 8th grade popular group is fake and there’s one house where there’s always parties. 6th and 7th graders try to act older than they are and there’s that one ratchet girl that always post selfie videos on her snap.
wow gulf breeze middle school is actual trash.
Gulf Breeze - what does it mean?
A small town in the panhandle of Florida.
It is only the most amazing thing on this planet!
Beautiful Beaches and cool and fabulous weather!
It is the most awesome town and you know it!
Gulf Breeze, Florida has white beaches.
Gulf Breeze - meaning
Police with no real jobs other than to make you kiss their ass. And then after 30 minutes they leave you with a ticket always making sure to say they've cut you a "break".
**"AAA has designated Gulf Breeze as also one of seven "strict enforcement areas" for traffic laws in the United States. This rating is one level short of speed trap, and is only shared by six other cities and towns nationwide."-AAA Auto Club South**
Ya there were 3 Gulf Breeze police on the scene + all I had was a broken tailight! "Theeeem bitches."
Gulf Breeze - definition
Unable to find a better place to live incompetent Vanessa rants at the interweb. She enjoys sending grammatically impaired threats to Urban Dictionary.
"I'm just a humble citizen of this community but I think our city officials would probably show interest in the description of Gulf Breeze in your dictionary and I think this town has the financial backing to pursue a legal issue with slander... unless it mysteriously disappears....it may be fun for you but do you want that financial burden?"
Needlessly prefixing thoughts with "I think" is a gulf breeze affliction.
Gulf Breeze - slang
A small town in the Florida panhandle that has all types of white people. You have druggies, nerds, band geeks, preps (most in Gulf Breeze), jocks, wannabe rednecks, and wannabe gangsters (none realize they are in fact WHITE). Most don't have the privilege of knowing what it's like to work a day in your life. They also flunk out of college (first semester) because the curriculum at GBHS sucks!
As for sports, the football team is basically just there to be dummies for other teams. Yet somehow they still think they're the shit... Who knew that winning two games in three years made you cool? Their girls' soccer team lives on legacy alone, and to prove that they couldn't even win the title of District Champs in their own stadium. The score was like 4 or 5 for the other team, 3 for the refs, and none for Gulf Breeze. Suck it, bitches. The volleyball team is no doubt pretty kick ass. Golf is decent, though no one really pays attention to golf except for the players. Sad, but true. And even though it really isn't a sport, their band? Puh-lease! Size isn't everything, fyi. You can still suck when you're big. And as most of you are sexually active, you probably knew this already. And just because you made straight superiors at a competition where your director was in charge of hiring the judges does not mean you're awesome. It actually just means you can't accomplish anything without a biased judges' table present. Especially considering how sick your trumpets sound.
Man, I would never wanna live in Gulf Breeze. That place is full of such skanky preps and bitches who think they're so great.
Gulf Breeze
A small, boring town in the Florida Panhandle lying next to Pensacola. Gulf Breeze is mostly composed of rich potheads, who are shallow and arrogant. Gulf Breeze High School is where the annoying dope smokers attend school, only to fail most of their classes despite the school's horrible curriculum. The girls often wear booty shorts barely covering their asses and a low-cut hollister shirt. The guys wear either board shorts, khakis, or jeans, along with a surfy t-shirt or a polo, along with topsiders or vans. These are the same people who are spoiled beyond belief by their parents, despite being expelled/suspended from school for drug use. There are some decent people in Gulf Breeze though.
However, Gulf Breeze can be a charming town- You can walk pretty much anywhere and you're ten minutes away from Pensacola Beach.
Gulf Breeze is good in most sports except for football, which they completely suck at because Gulf Breeze is pretty much all white people. In the 2010-2011 school year, the football team won their first game in years against Arnold High, which is in Panama City. Gulf Breeze does have a really good soccer team though. Their band is also pretty good.
A place where everyone gossips about eachother, lies, and stabs everyone in the back. The people of Gulf Breeze are typically referred to as "Breezers."
I hate Gulf Breeze.
-Person A: "Did you hear that _____ wrecked her brand new lexus?"
-Person B: "Yeah, her parents just bought her a new BMW."
-Pothead A: "Hey man, let's go smoke weed behind taco bell after school on Friday."
-Breezer 1: "Let's spread rumors about _____."
-Breezer 2: "That sounds like a splendid idea!"
*Victim of the rumors spread ends up being labeled as a slut and loses all of her friends*
*Breezers 1 & 2 laugh maliciously and sneer at the victim in the hallways of school*
Gulf Breeze
A small town right outside of Pensacola, Fl. The town is full of rich, white, preppy guys and girls who have lived very sheltered lives and don't know the value of a dollar because their mommies and daddies by them everything. The town is also home to a semi-large crowd of hipsters who destroy themselves on hard drugs and tell everyone that they're Wiccan (even though they know nothing about Wicca). There is also a group of wannabe "rednecks" in the town who spend their days mudding in the trucks that their parents bought them. In class you can hear their banter about how big their trucks are (but you never hear about how small their penises are). The local high school's football team is mediocre at best, yet somehow the apes on the team still act like they mean something. All in all, it's one shitty town.
Gulf Breeze sucks.
Gulf Breeze
A small city in the panhandle of Florida known to have many wealthy people living there and an A school - Gulf Breeze High School. This school has a variety of students from preppy rich druggies to the wicken worshipers who have crazy colored hair. Known as the Gulf Breeze Dolphins. Have a pretty sucky football program, but the school still greatly promotes it through pep rallies. All of the other sports are pretty good! The city has a lot of stay at home moms who play tennis and all of their daughters are best friends. Also consists of a lot of doctors & lawyers. Mostly Conservative Republican area. Also very near Pensacola Beach, which has the worlds whitest beaches (despite the BP oil spill) and right across a bridge from Pensacola.
I live in Gulf Breeze Florida and go to Gulf Breeze High - but I don't do drugs and I'm NOT rich or stuck-up.