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What is Grinder?
The Grinder- First discovered on a Doom 3 demo, is the god of all grinding machines. It is basically a cylindrical pit with a catwalk just overtop of it. Only half of the pit is visible, as the other half is covered (it is a rather shallow pit). This cylindrical hole in the floor has two rotating arms of great mass that rotate at sonic velocities from the center, sort of like a misshapen giant food processor. Countless monsters can be spawned in the grinder only to see the arm sweep them underneath the covered section, and the same arm emerging with nothing but a bloodstain.
The grinder, after being discovered, became the primary method of producing Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions. The process is simple- all the noobs of the world are captured in their gaming sessions and MS-DOS prompt "hacking" sessions and are thrown simultaneously. When the grinder is turned on, all the noobs become something like ground beef, and they are then removed and turned into little 'O' shaped cereals. The grinder is truly an amazing device that is not to be taken lightly - however, if wrenches or chairs are mistakenly thrown into the grinder, jamming and lag are sure to ensue- so be careful on the types of noobs that are thrown into the grinder.
"I heard Gerald got turned into noobioes"
"How did that happen"
"Simple, he was thrown into the grinder on the Doom 3 demo."
"Well, he has been turned into something useful! The breakfast of champions!"
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Grinder - video
Grinder - what is it?
The act of failing to recall what to do during sexual activity.
"I just pulled a Grinder" said Alice after forgetting what to do, penis in hand.
What does "Grinder" mean?
Some asshole who spends hours on end killing mobs in various MMORPGs with no real aim or purpose to gain levels at a supposedly increased rate.
Did you see that Grinder running around in Stranglethorn Vale? The guy should totally be doing the Green Hills of Stranglethorn quest while killing those humanoids.
Grinder - what does it mean?
When a girl is inexperienced at giving blowjobs and scrapes her teeth up and down your shaft and may accidentally bite down on your penis.
Dude that girl sucks at giving blowjobs! Bitch gave me a Grinder!
Grinder - meaning
Noun: Believed to be an otherworldly being or entity by some, and by others to be an incomprehensible force who's nature knows no true form. If I may summon the words of 17th century philosopher, Sir David Tompkins, who's brief definition effectively summarizes this abstract concept: "The Grinder is everything that is." Whatever the case, one thing is for certain: the Grinder and its existence will never be fully understood by mere mortals such as ourselves.
However, much less mystery surrounds the purpose of the Grinder. It is widely accepted that the Grinder's sole function is to select the victims for and to determine the exact date of future Grindings. The Grinder works in mysterious ways, but a Grinding is often awarded to the perpetrator of some evil deed.
The actual act of grinding is performed with ritualistic precision with both efficiency and speed. Henchmen of the grinder must quickly surround he who is to be Grinded and strike him in any manner in the upper body for approximately 20 seconds (headshots are not allowed and may get you Grinded). The Grindee is then released from the Grinder and the act is considered sufficient reparation for the wrongdoing in question.
Travis: Hey, guys! I accidentally kicked the hack into the bush!
David: The Grinder has spoken. To the grinder with him!
(group advances on Travis and consumes him)
Travis: no! noooooooooooooo!
Grinder - definition
a military term, particulary the US Navy, meaning parking lot.
AT2: "Every one fall out to the grinder for drill."
Recruit: "Aye aye petty officeeer!!!"
Grinder - slang
Grinder : A person usually a male who tries to pick up(grind on) on another man's girlfriend/wife/fiancee etc.
Yo tell joe grinder to stay away from my lady or im punchin' him right the #$%$% out.
Grinder
Grinder - Grinding it Out- On the grind
1) A player player who puts in his poker hours in a job-like way
2) Grind it Out, on the grind: working particularly hard, like when experiencing
an unlucky run of cards, to make an acceptable return on your time invested;
or when making a solid return when playing from a small bankroll at lower limits
Poker Pro's: Mugsy Russo is on the grind , The grinder Michael Mizrachi, Phil Ivey is grinding it out on the tournement circuit
"He Quit his job to become a grinder , he just won the world poker tour"
"what do you do for a living?"
"I'm on the grind"
"Today I'm grinding it out at the poker room."
Grinder
What people from Connecticut call a Subway sandwich; a hero; a wedge; a hogie.
Let's go to Subways to get some Grinders!
Grinder
1. Someone staying on top of their shit. (ie. making money, accomplishing goals, getting an education, career, etc.)
2. Someone who is always on the grind.
Girl you know I'm a grinder
I can't let you hold me back
You want too much control
It's bringing me down
I have to stay in the grind
And make money and do good things for me.