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What is Green card?
A marriage of convenience between a legal US citizen and a illegal alien from places such as Russia, India,Nigeria, or Brazil. Usually, they give between 5,000 to 45,000 dollars to marry them and have you sign a contact. People from Latin-America and Caribbean such as Mexicans to Jamaicans pay the lower prices such as 5,000 to 7,000. While Russians and Indians love paying 15,000 and up for a fake marriage. Nigerians and Arabs love paying 17,000 and give you nice cars. But, they are quite bitchy and nagging about the marriage afterwards. Usually these people are way too hot and educated for their American spouses. If they do not get caught by the government within the first year of marriage then you can make a career out of being a Green Card Bride or Husband.
Hot Russian Model Ana marries pimple faced Pizza boy Mike. Now, Mike has condo and new Benz . Geez, this seems like a great green card marriage
Green card - video
Green card - what is it?
When your brown ass self is born just to keep your father in the U.S.
Austin: "Bruh aren't you gonna get deported next month"
Kaylin: "Nah nah nah, I got that green card baby on the way"
Jess: "You wat?"
What does "Green card" mean?
"i got that green card in my right pocket."
"robert is bringin his green card tonight."
Green card - what does it mean?
To have a pass to spend time with ones mates away from ones partner often for the whole weekend as they are either away or busy!
Minter had a green card for the weekend to watch football and get crazy drunk with his mates because Rosie was away in france!
Green card - meaning
Something that Mexicans try really hard to get or steal.
Julio: ANTONIO!! I finally got a green card!! Now I can legally cross the border!!
Antonio: There's one bad thing...
Julio: What?
Antonio: A cop was standing right next to me, and we already crossed the border.
Julio: OH SHIT!!
Green card - definition
Small peice of card found behind the last paper in packets of Rizzla brand rolling papers.
Perfect for use as roach while smoking cigarets or canabis because of its prime thickness and posability.
A good indication of inexperienced smokers is when green card remains after the cardboard flap protecting the papers has perrished at the hands of said novice.
Jim: Skin up, Bill.
Bill: materials?
Jim: Kings, Baccy, Grinder, Tweed.
Bill: There's no front to these Rizzla, Train ticket? Flyer?..... Knights of Columbus!! JIM, YOU ABSOLUTE NOVICE!! Theres still green card here, Bonus.
Green card - slang
Given to other half on high days/holidays/special occasions. No holds barred special sex session. No is not acceptable.
Access ALL areas
"You've got a green card tonight"
"Lets go home"
"Ok"......
CENSORED!!!!!!
Green card
La mica. Gives legal permission to work and live in the US.
If you don't have a green card, you have to watch out at Border Patrol checkpoints.
Green card
In states where it's legal, green cards enable you to get medical marijuana.
"Hey, man, just got my green card, let's get some pot!"
Green card
1. A card that allows a foreigner to legally reside the United States of America.
2. A card that allows people in the state of California to smoke Medical Marijuana.
1.I got my green card.ΡΠΏΠ°ΡΠΈΠ±Π°!
2.I got my green card. ΡΠΏΠ°ΡΠΈΠ±Π°! *cough.