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What is Gove?
Visible traces of cocaine (or other nasally insufflated drugs) deposited around the nostrils of drug users.
The term is derived from the scandal surrounding Michael Goves cocaine habit.
"Wash those goves off of your nose or they won't let us into the club".
Gove - meme gif
Gove - video
Gove - what is it?
The act of Goveing, likely the deed of stabbing a close friend or ally in the back then acting like it never happened followed by swiftly moving on. A deed closely linked with those known to be a propper cunt.
Goveing: "He's a propper backstabbing Goveing cunt him"
What does "Gove" mean?
To grab with intentions of sexual pleasure.
On the bus, the woman goved my penis slightly.
Gove - what does it mean?
Getting drunk off wine and creating art, commonly painting. It is most commonly done in Europe
My son Jacob the 15th is known for his goving ability.
We gaved with the neighbors yesterday.
We will gove in two weeks when we go to Europe.
Gove - meaning
Someting which does not fulfill expectations
"That oral presentation was gove"
"I'm having such a gove time at this party"
Gove - definition
To vomit uncontrollably. The symptoms produced by reading about the nauseous behaviour of Secretary of State for Education Michael Gove.
I woke up the morning after the London riots to find someone had goved all over the doorstep.
Gove - slang
To systematically and deliberately attack the foundations of someone's existence, starting with their education and moving swiftly on to dismantling their human rights.
We're going to gove 90% of the electorate - give it 10 years and we'll be able to get all of the prols back into workhouses!
Gove
i Gove the man the bread.
Gove
A particularly budget cocaine that is the only 2% pure, 3% rat poison, 30% laxative and 50% Novocain. Difficult to stomach and prone to making you talk shite. Typically found on the streets of Westminster. Too much may turn your hair piss-yellow.
“What you looking for? Got some high quality primo stuff”
“Nah I gotta take it easy tonight, have a budget committee in the morning, just give us a Gove”
Gove
A small hardened piece of faeces which clings to hairs around the anus and is difficult to remove.
Michael was unwilling to partake in anal sex until after his bath due to a stubborn Gove.