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What is Goldblum?
A highly underrated actor most commonly known for his role in Jurassic Park who loves to watch people take a shit as this is his number one kink and considers it his "chaos theory".
Jeff Goldblum: Oh my heavenly spirit. I found a pile of dog defecate on my lawn!
Some guy: Shut up, no one's talking to you Jeff Goldblum!
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Goldblum - video
Goldblum - what is it?
The list of people you find ridiculously attractive but cannot understand why.
Also referred to as the G list
Hey did you see Har Mar Superstar's new video?
Oh my God yes, he is definately ranking high on my Goldblum list.
I saw that interview with Adam Sandler last night.
Oh he made the G list!
What does "Goldblum" mean?
A talented actor who has starred in films such as "Jurassic Park," "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," "Independence Day," and the 1980's re-make of "The Fly." He is known for his somewhat unusual portrayal of his characters, and he is often typecast as a scientist or other highly-intelligent character. Contrary to what one website says, he does not watch people poop.
Jeff Goldblum is a highly underrated actor.
Goldblum - what does it mean?
When a video game crashes/freezes/gameplay becomes jittery.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when jeff goldblum laughs and people like to rewind it and play it over many times because it sounds funny- and so the tape gets warn out and lines come across it and stuff.
'cant be arsed to play any more of this, sonic is goldblumming like a bitch!'
'f**kin goldblumstation 3'
'this is the goldblummiest game i've ever played! check this out i'm in goldblum world here'
Goldblum - meaning
To draw attention to a person's negative physical characteristics (especially those of someone's crush), like Jeff Goldblum's ears, and thus to make them uncrushworthy forever.
T. "Gross! Ewan McGregor's mole is repulsive."
A. "Now all I can see is the mole. Stop goldbluming people for me! I hate you sooo much!"
Goldblum - definition
To go from being extremely intoxicated to sober in a very short period of time, like Jeff Goldblum did in Independence Day right before he made the computer virus that destroyed the alien invaders.
Everybody was goldbluming so hard when the cops showed up last night.
Goldblum - slang
Not just a win, but a win of the most epic proportions. Originated from Flyntologists during the first holy Texmas, it is named after Flyntologist Lord and Savior Jeff Goldblum. Not to be capitalized, as it is not used as a proper noun.
Antonym: Brundle
Amy is the best friend I've ever had. Friend goldblum.
Goldblum
To be so obsessed with a topic that you start repeating words and sounding like Jeff Goldblum
Jeff you're goldbluming.
Goldblum
To be raped after a breaking and entering. Either commited by street thugs or in prison. the term was coined from 1974's classic film Death Wish where jeff Goldblum rapes the main characters daughter.
Cory: yo man
Friend: what?
Cory: dont go in your cell man theyll goldblum your ass.
Goldblum
To sneakily attack someone using only your fingers or a long object. Because Jeff Goldblum has creepy, unusually long fingers.
I'm gonna Goldblum Jack with a french fry when he goes to sleep.