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What is Goggles?
Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor up will eventually improve to nothing to write home about as the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.
When Will first came to UC-Berkeley and saw all the nappy-dreaded hippie beast women the school had to offer, he thought he'd never find anything to beat up. But eventually, after the goggles finally took effect, he found himself bringing home a new swamp donkey every night and loving every minute of it.
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Goggles - what is it?
A rare sexual act in where the male places his testicles on top of the females eye lids. The female then blinks intensely causing her eyelashes to gently brush the skin of the testicles.
Me and my wife prefer goggling over oral sex.
What does "Goggles" mean?
v. To look at a problem and think up a solution; to come up with a date, name, etc. based on one's personal store of acquired knowledge.
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I find this problem to be vexacious! I think I'll Google it.
No no. I'll goggle it. It'll be quicker and I'll get to lord it over you.
Thanks.
Goggles - what does it mean?
What someone says when they see something grotesque or an extremely ugly person.
Originated from The Simpsons
"Hey Johnny, did you know Rosie O'Donnell starred on Playboy, it's right here"
"THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!"
Goggles - meaning
They do nothing!
Goggles - definition
an insult aimed at those whom wear spectacles.
You have massive goggles, you speccy prick!
Goggles - slang
The verb meaning of goggles is the action of making the traditional "glasses" shape with your hands, putting that shape over your eyes and shouting, GOGGLES!, in a high pitched voice, usually used as a derogatory term towards someone who may be wearing spectacles, usually out of a car window in fear of receiving a consequence from the target.
LOOK .. ROWC ...GET HIM!!
*Hangs Out The WIndow*
GOGGLESSSSSSSS!
Goggles
In general a pair of D's. Those perfect boobs at the beach or mall. The pair of boobs that your bestfriend's girl has. The ones you really want, the pair a tits that rachel starr has. What every guy dreams of are some nice goggles. (Killington, VT)
Today on oovoo, me and ryan were vcing. I couldnt help it but to stare at her huge goggles.
Goggles
Placing your scrotum over an unsuspecting person's eyes, making it seem as if they are wearing goggles.
Angela was passed out drunk last night, so I pulled out my sack and gave her goggles.
Goggles
This is another funny word for big glasses.
Hey, did you see that comic at the club last night?
Yeah, his GOGGLES were ridiculous haha