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What is Goff?
see gawth ;
An label used by ignorant people to taunt, and stereotype others of the teenage media gothic subculture
"GOFF!!"
"Dont talk to me you goff."
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Goff - video
Goff - what is it?
A word generally used by chavs who use the word "goff" to attempt to insult anyone who may be wearing one or more items of black clothing (either that or someone who isn't dripping in Elizabeth Duke gold plated jewellery, fake sports labels and burberry).
(A "goff" walks past a group of chavs outside McDonalds. "Goff" keeps his/her eyes down and keeps walking)
Chav 1: What yous looking at?
Chav 2: You wanna make something of that, you dirty little goff.
("goff" keeps walking - chavs lose interest)
What does "Goff" mean?
A descriptive word, slang pronounciation of the word 'Goth' or Gothic' used by juvenile delinquents in the U.K known as Chavs, Neds, Townies, Kevs and any other undereducated folk that cannot grasp the Egnlish language. Used to label those whom express themselves without designer logos, wear black and/or listen to alternative types of music.
Chav: 'Fecking goff. Ugly mingers'
Chav2: 'I can be a goff. Jus' slit me wrists and hate everyone.'
Chav1: 'If you be a goff I will chin ya.'
Goff - what does it mean?
To perform an awful swing or land the ball WAY in the rough while playing the game of golf.
To be terrible at the game of golf.
Wow, you really Goffed the heck out of that ball. It's almost in the bunker... of a different hole.
This guy really plays golf like a Goff.
Goff - meaning
Noun or Verb
Goff or derivatives of the word "goff" can be used to substitute most words. The word comes from when someone mispronounced "golf" and "goff" was realized to take the place of so much more than just golf.
Helen: "So, I'm going with Vern to play goff today."
or
Jenaynay: "I have had a terrible goff for like a week."
Sanja: "That sucks goff."
or
Andi: "What the goff?! I just goffed GOFFED! Goff that!"
Goff - definition
Goff is a filler word. (Get & Off) put together.
You on my dick? Goff that shit!
Goff - slang
Go and fuckoff!
Just fuckoff!
Seriously, will you goff!
d'image of fuckoff.
'Joe just goff, i'm not getting into that arseless pvc thong! I know Andy does it but i'm not!'
'Kennerney, it's your round.'
'It is not, GOFF!'
Goff
A word used to describe people who think they are gothic. Often just silly little children trying to rebel against something. These losers may also convince themselves they are vampires and need blood.
"OMG, Im so gothic, i wear nu-rocks and hate my parents and want to die while listening to The Rasmus, no-one understands me, boohoo"
"I need blood NOW and if you dont believe me its just cos you don't understand. Nobody understands"
Goff
A Derogetory term for someone who doesn't not wear a tracksuit.
''Ey Stevo, look at that Goff Dick'ed Over there''
''ooh im wearin jeans n t-shirt.. im like proper goff today me''
Goff
Its a first class last name not many like it but its the best. Goffs are unstoppable. Good in nearly everything.
Bro I wish my last name was Goff