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What is God Church?

Jake Paul's word for 'in demand'. Heard at his song, It's EveryDay Bro.

I just dropped some merch, and it's selling like a God Church.

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God Church - what is it?

A "god church" is a term used by the youtube and television star Jake Paul.
The term "god church" means a lot as the way Jake Paul said in the song "It's Everyday Bro" "and it's selling like a god church.
This references the widespread belief of god across the world and how many people go to church to worship their god.

I sell my merch like a god church.

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What does "God Church" mean?

It's a word typically used to describe how well merch is selling

and I just dropped some new merch and it's selling like a god church

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God Church - what does it mean?

A word from a mentally ill youtuber named jack paule. Basically he's retarded

jack: Hey girl what's u-
Perfectly normal non-retarded girlfriend: you're kinda retarded so i'm breaking up with you
jacK: WHAT.. well by the way my new merch is selling like a gOD ChURch

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God Church - meaning

What a nonsensical, 20 year old, ex-Disney star, white guy from Ohio (who can't rap) said.

"And it's selling like a god church." - YouTube idiot 2k17

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God Church - definition

A word made by Jake Paul, commonly rhymed with "Merch"
It has no meaning, just "god church"

Example 1
"Oi, bro just dropped some new merch"
"Oh yea, how's it sellin' bro?"
"Like a god Church"
Example 2
"Have you bought any god churches recently?"
"Oh, nah mate"

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God Church - slang

A line famously said by now dead Jake Paul. I would kill him but you can't kill something that's already dead. This dumb shit thought that god church would be a good cover up with the fact that he didnt have anythin to rhyme with merch. Then a line said by god of England 'England is my city' sound smarter thant Jake's dumb shit with his god church merch. Nick is my daddy.

Pewdiepie: I JSUT DROPPED SOME NEW MERCH AND ITS SELLING LIKE A GOD CHURCH.

Pewdiepie made is sound better

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God Church

When Jake Paul tries to describe his merch sales (that no one cares about) but cant think of any cool words so he merges two words together hence the idiotic word god church

Usually describes how his merch sales r going. another way of saying

'hey I i can't sell shit,BUY MY SHIT'

-Jake Paul in a nutshell-

I dropped up some new merch and it's selling like a (fucking) GOD CHURCH

-Leafyishere

-Keemstar

-Jake Paul

-Pewdiepie

-Ricegum

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God Church

When your 10-year-old fangirls begin buying your dumb merch so much you make up a nonsensical word (Actually 2 words that make sense but don't after combining them.)

It's Jake Paul here, merch sellin' like a god church!

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God Church

n. Some stupid shit Jake Paul said.

I just dropped some new merch, and it selling like a god church.

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