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What is Merch?
Verb meaning to pass gas and unknowingly release a small amount of liquid feces. You don't know you've merched until you see the stain in your undies. Merch comes from the noise the fart makes while trying to escape your clenched cheeks.
If Aly keeps pushing out farts like that she's gonna merch herself!
Merch - meme gif
Merch - video
Merch - what is it?
noun.
1. Short for merchandise
2. Synonym for a dude's junk
3. A pointless word that has absolutely no meaning, usually used to greet others or said after a purchase. When used by many in a group of men, it means they all want each other's cocks in their ass.
Ben: "Ayyyye bruh i finally got my food, MERCH!"
Everyone else: "MERCH!"
What does "Merch" mean?
To fail on a level so great that ritualistic suicide is the only logical next step.
Brett Favre's pass against the Saints was such a merch.
Did you hear about Mike? He accidentally fucked a tranny. Such a merch.
I merched. Now I have AIDS.
Merch - what does it mean?
You got the money? Cuz I got the merch.
Merch - meaning
Ones belonings or merchandise
that ho stole my merch.
Merch - definition
A response used when someone shares a story or says something that is interesting. Used by Alternative wannabe gangsters that often use terms such as: Folk, Gang Gang, Loud, Plug,etc..
Rob: Aye folk, I just fucked that bad bitch from around the corner fam.
Dylan: Damn really bro! Merch gang on some real shit! 🙌🏽
Merch - slang
A shorting of merchandise, usually used for fandoms, like when you go to buy clothes or buttons or toys with things from your tv show on them.
Person 1: OMG I'm so exited for comic-con!
Person 2: I know, especially for the merch!
Merch
Usually means providing a series of evidence of some kind to explain an event or action.
I just bought a a brand new car, and I can merch it.
Merch it he just kissed that hoe.
I got alot of money, and I cant merch it on your momma.
Merch
Chicago slang for prove or put on something
Girl 1:”a whole group of bitches just tried to jump me”!
Girl 2:”MERCH!
Girl 1:on my mama they did!
Boy 1:me and my girl just fucked
Boy 2:MERCH
Boy 1:I can prove it I recorded it
Boy 2:omg lemme see
So now u know both definitions one is proving and one is putting it on something hopefully u get the point😂
Merch
Chicago slang meaning to put it on something, or to be able to provide factual evidence that something is what you're claiming it to be.
Merch they sell Jordan’s on Walmart website!
Or
She started that beef and I can merch it