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What is Gobblin?
derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.
Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."
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Gobblin - what is it?
The unofficial nickname for the F-117 nighthawk stealth attacker.It was named this because of it's aerodynamic instablility. It also went by the hopeless diamond, and cockroach.
Pilot#1: so what was you're transfer to? Pilot#2: An F-117. Pilot#1: Ha looks like you're flying the wobblin gobblin!
What does "Gobblin" mean?
A girl that sucks a lot of dick.
My friend Brittney on the bus is a dick gobblin.
Gobblin - what does it mean?
1. A netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats penises.
2. A general insult implying promiscuity.
1. Where'd my dick go? A fucking cock gobblin must have gotten it in the night!
2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!
Gobblin - meaning
One who is gay and/or practices gayness.
Dude, you're a krotch gobblin.
Gobblin - definition
One who smells their own testicle sweat
"When I got back from running the other day I scratched my balls then forgot and scratched my nose"
"Dude you're such a Dongle-Gobblin"
Gobblin - slang
A nick name for the 80 milligram strength OxyContin. It's a duller green in color
"yo, i just got 90 green gobblins from tha doc nigga"
"Word? Bust me out a 40 milly off one of thems!"
Gobblin
When a man drops his pants, puts his balls on a girls nose so that the left nut is on one side of her nose and the right nut is on the other. Then the man makes the girl gobble like a turkey.
"My boyfriend backhanded me because he said my gobble wasn't strong enough while he was giving me the Wobblin Gobblin."
Gobblin
That chick is a little knob gobblin!
She likes the taste!
Gobblin
A very loose and ugly pussy with turkey like features.
"Your gobblin' pussy swallowed me whole"
THIS IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IS IT A COMPLIMENT.