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What is Glurp?

Someone who farts in the bathtub and eats the bubbles

you are a fucking glurp

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Glurp - what is it?

In the act of fellatio, it's when the giver gulps the cum while slurping the dick?

Kim Kardashian was glurping Ray J, she's such a pornstar.

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What does "Glurp" mean?

The very distinct sound someones throat make after swallowing any type of warm or cold liquid or even gel. The swishy sounds as your throat retracts repeatedly making that hard almost greedy sound. This is called glurping.

Man #1;Damn man I really love to get her a cold drink when she finishes jogging.
Man#2;let me guess . Its her glurp right?
Man#1; Let me tell you the way she glurps I bet she is a sexy glurper especially in the bedroom when she is glurping.
Man#2 yeah she can glurp me anytime

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Glurp - what does it mean?

To scratch your head and get scalp gunk under your nails, followed by a nail bite (which is a sneaky way of eating the scalp gunk). Sometimes there is smelling of the fingertips involved.

Heather likes to glurp first thing in the morning when she has a lot of residue on her head.

I think glurping is gross.

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Glurp - meaning

Nasty shit that hurts ur asshole that is the opposite of diarrhea

I really have to glurp.

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Glurp - definition

When something is so good you grunt and slurp at the same time while consuming. I.E watermelon, wiener, soup.

A: what’s your girlfriend doing to that watermelon over there?
B: looks like she’s in a full on glurp
A:ah, the ole glurp glurp 3000

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Glurp - slang

A large pile of a white mysterious substance.

She had a big glurp in her hand.

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Glurp

The action of taking a sip from a drink, but the sip was bigger than a slurp and smaller than a gulp.

Ricky: Are you going to drink your beverage?
Me: Yes, didn't you just see me glurp it?

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Glurp

Another word for head

I went to my girls house and got some glurp

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Glurp

Glurp: it's a verb. It's the act of eating without chewing. Basically swallowing food whole.

Jorge glurped on his raviolis.

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