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What is Gluck?
Pronounced (gl-OO-K)
Noun: German composer who performed over 100 operas.
To cause disdain, hatred and love amongst anyone you say the word to. Ex. I'm so angry with your right now, you damn Gluck.
Also, the spirit that enters your body after doing a shot of Jameson. Ex. What the gluck came over me, gimme another one of those.
A semi poo. Occurring when you sit on the toilet for a long period of time, and you think you put in work. Only to turn around and see one small pebble of kibble poop in the toilet.
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Gluck - what is it?
A Gluck is a type of living creature that is smart yet stupid, majestic yet clumsy, and overall embodies both sides of an argument with no context of what is going on.
Drew: Ayy let’s go to the quad and light shit on fire
Holden: Don’t be a Gluck Drew.
What does "Gluck" mean?
The process of inverting the human vertebrae to reach a position of self-pleasurability. Simply apply some glen 20, sit down, lean back and relax your anus. once the outer rectum cavity has reached max dilation, flop out your johnson and wait for the next bass drop. Upon arrival of the drop, proceed to frosty your bellend and pressurize your scrotum untill a bright purple colour is identifiable. At this stage, your sphincter should be housing at least half the bottle of glen 20, and your tally-wacker should be solid ice (also known as absolute zero). The next stage, better known as schouto's favourite, requires years of mastery in the craft of Docking.
When Billo takes a break from reading his book about gay unprotected sex, he often heads off for a quick Gluck.
Gluck - what does it mean?
1. the written form of the sound urban folks make when clicking their tongue with attitude
verb. to put someone in check
(as sound or affirmation) "I just told her to shut up, GLUCK!"
(as verb) "She is out of control, somebody needs to GLUCK her"
Gluck - meaning
- verb (used with object)
1. To mischieviously acquire and possess a good that does not belong to you.
- verb (used without an object)
2. To fabricate a slew of outrageous alibis that directly conflict with one another in order to clear one's name of thieverous accusations.
3. To resort to using your mother to clear your name of thieverous accusations.
- noun
4. A thief who carelessly flaunts his stolen goods in front of their rightful owners.
5. A person who sketches out the sluttiest of girls.
1. "Who glucked my ipod?"
2 & 3. "I tried to gluck my way out of a speeding ticket but the officer just wasn't having it."
4. "Dude what a Gluck, I'm pretty sure that's my iPod he's listening to."
5. "Dude if you don't stop being such a Gluck these girls are never gonna come back here."
Gluck - definition
When you shake the other teams hands at the start of a team game and say "good luck" to each of them, but you're saying it so quickly and so many times it turns into "Gluck" (abrv. Good luck)
Gluck in your theatre performance mate!
Gluck - slang
The act of having an urge to use your mouth in diverse ways that are not sexual (ex: licking), mostly used as irony and for obviously satiric attraction to fictional characters
Guy 1: I wanna gluck Greg from Ratatoing.
Guy 2:Nice, I respect your glucking taste.
Gluck
To give head or felatio on a level above the power level of 3,000. Often the double twist hyucki is involved and will cause most males to ejaculate rapidly.
“Stacy gave the best Gluck last night.” “Wow her Gluck level is on 9,000 she made me cum in ten minutes.”
Gluck
The act of grabbing someone from the back of the head and pushing their head numerous times up and down making a ‘Gluck’ sound while doing it, forcing them to look like they’re are sucking dick.
Chris gave mihali the ‘Gluck’ treatment.
Gluck
The sound someone makes when they are giving a hilariously rough blow job. Gluckers can be identified by their runny mascara and repeated gagging.
I busted the hugest Peter North four roper when I watched that new gluck video.