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What is Ghetto Spread?
ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips
INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.
- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN
-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"
Ghetto Spread - video
Ghetto Spread - what is it?
When a hood rat hoe bends over or lies on her back waiting for the big Lebowski.
Tonya gave her man the ghetto spread when he came home horny.
What does "Ghetto Spread" mean?
V. A warning. To scatter from the police(Po-pos.)
V. When a community comes together , normally low funds, as a concensus put money together to feed the block.
1. Thing 1:YO! GHETTO SPREAD!
Thing2: (internally while running) Po-pos meeting they quota.
2. NEIGHBOR1: It look like the aftermath of the Trump administration surely has left a "lasting impression" with the democrats these past four year. I lived below my normal income cause of taxes again. I need help with food.
Neighbor 2: I agree. How much you have to live off of for food for the next two weeks?
Neighbor 1: $30.
Neighbor2: Wow. I have $80. What we could do is put our money together and make food for each other until we get back to normal. We all had a hard years behind us.
Neighbor 1: (crying) Thank you!
Ghetto Spread - what does it mean?
When a girl from the ghetto spreads eagle
Bro my girl pulled a ghetto spread last night
Ghetto Spread - meaning
James: why’s this area look so run down now?
Deshaun from the Hood: Ghetto spread.
Ghetto Spread - definition
When the toothless hooker down at the corner offers to spread her pancake ass flaps apart so you can jack off on her stained balloon knot.
Mark: "Man, after getting all boned up at the club back there I could really go for a ghetto spread!"
Ghetto Spread - slang
What is a "ghetto spread"? A ghetto spread is exactly like a debit spread, except you don't buy/sell both legs at the same time. First, you buy a long call, then wait for the premium on your short call to be higher than the premium of your long call, and sell it.
idek a ghetto spread example
Ghetto Spread
Its like a debit spread, but you buy the option first, and when price goes up (in the case of a call) or down ( in the case of a put) you sell another for the same or more of what you paid for the first one. That way, even though you maxed your profits, you eliminate the risk.
Finance Bro 1: "Bro I think TSLA is going to the moon
Finance Bro 2: " Yeah am probably going to open a ghetto spread, that way, it it goes down, I eliminated the risk.
Ghetto Spread
A word that has simply lost all meaning throughout history. It’s definition has faded into obscurity after being trending on Urban Dictionary for almost two years. But eventually the word will phase from existence; and this is how the website will die. This is how everything dies.
When Ghetto Spread stops trending, we die.
Ghetto Spread
It's like a charcuterie board, but much lower class. instead of nice cheese and curated meats, deli ham and craft singles
"Man, I heard the Wilsons down the street had a real ghetto spread this year, didn't know they were on such hard times."