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What is Ghetto Spread?
when your spilling tea and it turns ghetto
did u see that new post? of that’s ghetto spread
Ghetto Spread - what is it?
ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips
INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.
- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN
-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"
What does "Ghetto Spread" mean?
1. when coronavirus spreads through a rural area
2. the soup homer likes
1. the karen said "fuck ghetto spread, it's a hoax"
2. homer ate ghetto spread
Ghetto Spread - what does it mean?
spreading coronavirus through a rural area
stay away from that chad, he thinks covid is a hoax, and that bastard is ghetto spreading.
Ghetto Spread - meaning
A stock trading strategy invented by the Trading Fraternity meant to make plays "free". This strategy involves purchasing a call or put then locking in profit by selling an option further out the money.
We bought 2 TLT February 12 165 calls for .21 then ghetto spread it making free by selling 1 February 12 170 call for .42
Ghetto Spread - definition
ghetto spread is what you make in jail when you cant afford the ingredients for a real spread
INGREDIENTS
1 - shrimp TOP RAMEN ( missing season packet because you used to season your eggs and potatoes for breakfast )
1- bag of CLASSIC LAYS potato chips
INSTRUCTIONS
- while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell.
- add noodles to water and then once noodles are cooked spread your noodles out on plastic bag then pour your bag of CLASSIC LAYS ontop of your TOP RAMEN
-say your prayer then eat alone and make sure you don't let any of the bums see you making this or else your hungry ass wont be eating alone
"aye, TINY BABY FACE! after your break off for throwing your open bag of TOP RAMEN all over your celly, make sure to eat another ghetto spread for maximum results for your out date lil homie...and sound off when your done!!"
Ghetto Spread - slang
When a girl from the ghetto spreads eagle
Bro my girl pulled a ghetto spread last night
Ghetto Spread
What is a "ghetto spread"? A ghetto spread is exactly like a debit spread, except you don't buy/sell both legs at the same time. First, you buy a long call, then wait for the premium on your short call to be higher than the premium of your long call, and sell it.
idek a ghetto spread example
Ghetto Spread
Its like a debit spread, but you buy the option first, and when price goes up (in the case of a call) or down ( in the case of a put) you sell another for the same or more of what you paid for the first one. That way, even though you maxed your profits, you eliminate the risk.
Finance Bro 1: "Bro I think TSLA is going to the moon
Finance Bro 2: " Yeah am probably going to open a ghetto spread, that way, it it goes down, I eliminated the risk.
Ghetto Spread
It's like a charcuterie board, but much lower class. instead of nice cheese and curated meats, deli ham and craft singles
"Man, I heard the Wilsons down the street had a real ghetto spread this year, didn't know they were on such hard times."