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What is Gamestop?
Verb: to cause an investment career to come to an end because of a once-in-a-lifetime short squeeze.
Melvin ran a successful long short fund, but alas was gamestopped. Reddit killed him.
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Gamestop - what is it?
A corporation influenced video game store that used to be great.
Began as Funkoland.
Got better as Electronic Botique.
Corporate dumbed down as EB Games.
On life support as Gamestop.
FUCK Gamestop!
What does "Gamestop" mean?
A place that is considered a business. It buys and sells used games often in the process stealing money from the people they buy/sell to. Gamestop usually hires people without souls. They draw in people with souls by advertising sales. These sales usually include things such as "Trade in 2 DS/PSP games and get an extra $10 on your trade in!(Trade in value must be store credit and it comes with a large deposit of your soul) The only time people with souls enter this mystical place called game stop is when they are looking for cheap entertainment.
Brandon: Yo man i Hear there having a sale down at that gamestop...
Denton: Want to go even though we have souls?
Brandon: Sure why not without souls the employees won't see me stick all of there PSP accessories in my pants and walk out!
Denton: There is nothing like free shit!
Brandon:Afterwards lets call then on a pay phone and ask a question and when they answer keep asking why no matter what they say!
Denton: Sounds fun...
Gamestop - what does it mean?
1. A large retail chain that has swallowed up and crushed every other video game store on the planet, thanks to their cutthroat business tactics and biased marketing deals with game developers.
2. A pawn shop that specifically caters to ripping off unsuspecting children.
3. A place of supposed business hiring idiotic fanboys too stupid to realize that they won't make enough money to buy the games they love so much due to getting no hours on the schedule for lack of upselling magazine subscriptions like a drooling girl scout.
4. A special section reserved in the fourth layer of hell where your wallet and sanity aren't the only things raped.
5. A place where fangirls flex their knowledge in hopes of wooing unshowered, overweight nerds, only to reject their advances, because no one outside of Gamestop or the MMOs they play will give them a second look.
6. A business where the average transaction takes over 25 minutes to complete because the clerks hold your purchase hostage until they recite a novel's worth of asinine bullshit concerning pre-ordering of a title due to the district manager's bonus that's tied in.
7. A decaying, outdated, archaic business model that will choke as soon as the next generation of consoles that don't play used games launch.
8. A store where the district managers have never worked a retail gig, let alone played an actual video game, grind employee souls into the epoxy used to create the fee-ridden Comdata pay cards.
Clerk: Howdy, boss, welcome to Gamestop!
You: I'd like to purchase this game.
Clerk: That won't happen until you reserve nine games and buy this magazine which gives you $0.02 savings on every purchase.
You: No thanks, just the one game.
Clerk: Are you sure? My overlords are watching me right now, and they're going to sacrifice a human baby and drink its blood in the name of Mammon if I don't get 47 reserves and 23 subscriptions today...
You: I'm going to Wal Mart, Target, Frys, or Best Buy where they don't nickel and dime me for stupid shit, have whatever I want in stock whether I pre-order it or not, including special editions that you short-sell to doctor supply and demand, and I'm pissing on this broken demo Wii stand on my way out in hopes of giving the next child that tries to play it AIDS so he'll die before you get any more of his allowance.
Gamestop - meaning
What us commoners used to overthrow the greedy, slimy fucks at Wall Street.
Redditors invested money into GME and made large sums of money in a short period of time. Some even became overnight millionaires.
Dude 1: Dude, I invested $700 into Gamestop and I got $5000
Dude 2: Dude, nice! That'll show those greasy, slimy fucks over at Wall Street.
Gamestop - definition
A "Gamestop" is a person who exhibits the qualities and idiosyncrasies of an individual who one would assume is employeed at a Gamestop video game retailer. These characteristics can be include, but are not limited to, personal hygiene, social awkwardness or anti-social behavior, and an overall creep or stalker vibe.
The guy I work with is a real Gamestop. He even wears a black trenchcoat. Does he think that's cool or something?
Gamestop - slang
1. Corporate pawn shop specializing in overpriced used and new electronic software.
2.Gamer crackhouse
3.Videogame retail chain/sinkhole that swallows and digests your hard earned cash.
4.Retail chain that tricks suckers/ customers into trading/selling games or movies for a pittance of their actual value.
Dude, gamestop offered me $5 for Madden 08!
Didn't you just buy that?
Yeah...I didn't even open it
Dude...You were just nerd raped
Gamestop
A place where they will force you to be open on Easter Sunday, even though the nine other stores in your strip and the 12 across from you are closed...two weeks after your store was held up by three masked me with shotguns in broad daylight. A place where they will have someone come in your store to move your safe from the locked back room up to the front counter DURING BUSINESS HOURS for the world to see. A place where "Loss Prevention" will come in your store and tell you that you have to let customers use the bathrooms. A place where "Loss Prevention" will tell you that you must take the deposit to the bank every day RIGHT BEFORE YOU OPEN, same time, without deviation, for the entire world to see, instead of allowing you to take it during the day at different times, which would be safer and a lot more inconspicuous. A place run by corporate monkeys who have no clue what goes on at the store level. A place that really doesn't care if you live or die working there, that gets continually robbed from the inside and out.
Gamestop really sucks
Working at Gamestop really sucks
We've been robbed 6 times since we opened this Gamestop
We've had 4 break-ins since we opened this Gamestop
We have cameras at Gamestop, but nobody ever gets caught
I can't believe they still work at Gamestop
Gamestop
1. Sells a "discount card" that simply removes the tax from any purchase and adds a paltry amount to the already undervalued trade-ins.
2. Can't be bothered to produce mock display cases, so they open a new copy and use that.
3. Considers the potential rental(s) of said copies by employees, to not count toward considering the game "used" and proceeds to sell the above mentioned copies "as new".
4. Many employees are so casual they'll stand around talking and playing PSPs while customers wait.
5. Will buy a used game that sold for $59.99 last week, for $12.00 (credit) then, sell it for $55.00.
6. Apply a penalty of -20% for cash trade-ins.
7. Used game prices for new games are only five dollars less than new.
8. Do not take cases, books, maps, other pack-ins into consideration no matter how important, when considering price for used merchandise.
Why shop at Gamestop or EBgames when you can go to eBay or, any other other user-based exchange, and buy or sell games for sensible prices?
Gamestop
Gamestop is a rundown store that is usually based in America. They sell video games and other video game merchandise to people. They have a secret though, they're actually Illuminati. Gamestop takes your used games for about $5 dollars per game which you payed $60 dollars for. They then put them back on the shelves for $54.99. They call it a butt fucking. They also will hound you when you go into their stores and tell you to sign up for their member slapping rewards program. Usually when you sign up, the clerk will get up and slap you with their dick. You're now their bitch.
I went into Gamestop and this man who works there kept on telling me to sign up to join their member slapping rewards program, so they can spam fuck my emails with their "amazing deals".