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What is Furtado?
A man with a long schlong and is almost god like in all aspects.
“Holy shit did you see that guy? He was acting like a total Miguel Furtado?”
“I know I wish I was him”
Furtado - meme gif
Furtado - video
Furtado - what is it?
stupid little bitch who sings about being a bird flying away and now singing about being promiscuous, WTF is that about!!?
Person 1: omg I love "im like a bird!" by nelly furtado!!
Person 2: well now shes singing about being "promiscuous!"
Person 1: WTF!!?
What does "Furtado" mean?
A slutty bird, according to her 2 songs.
Nelly Furtado is an easy bird.
Furtado - what does it mean?
A Canadian musical artist that started off, as many aspiring young female artists do, to make cheery and wholesome music that a wide audience will want to listen to. Then, she was seduced to the pop music world's dark side by DJ Jasper Gahunia, who left her knocked up and with a loss of identity.
In spite rumors of her getting engaged to another man in July 2007 to clean up her act, her reputation was forever tarnished by the incident as well as by her reduction to the performance of complete trash "music" featuring Timbaland.
Her song "Promiscuous" has since been parodied by numerous artists (such as Odd Austin and Every Ape) as "Ridiculous," which is what she became after performing that song.
Nelly Furtado: "Do I seem a dummkopf?"
Timbaland: "Yep."
Nelly Furtado: "I was afraid so..."
Furtado - meaning
Nelly Furtado used to be a somewhat talented hippie, who made more rock and acoustic music, about how lovely the world is or about how she wants to fly away like a bird.
Now she is a complete whore who sings the stuff people write for her.
Also, see sellout
Wigger: Nelly Furtado is so damn fiine, man!
Emo kid: Dude, listen to her old song.
Nelly Furtado: I'm like a bird, I wanna fly away. I don't know where my home is, I don't know where my soul is...
Wigger: Damn, she's a wigger!
Emo kid: No shit, sherlock.
Furtado - definition
A portuguese-canadian singer who I would like to sleep with if I had a chance.
She's a piece of sexiness...even though she's half portuguese, I never heard her singing in Portuguese, I would love to.
Nelly Furtado, por favor, quero que tu facas uma cancao em portugues, estou tao ansioso que esperava escutar uma no seu ultimo disco "losse". Mas como um grande fan, espero por seu proximo album.
Viva os lusofonos.
Furtado - slang
little hottie, whos got the most original sound to her!
Go nelly nelly nelly furtado all in your stereo!!!! DONT DOUBT HER YO!
whoooooooos that biiiiittch? MEEP MEEEEEP nelly nelly furtado SHES READY TO BLOW OFF YOUR PANTS YOOO
Furtado
She is so rad, dude. She is original and made a great comeback this year. What now!?HOLLAAAAAAA!
Me:"Dude, Nelly Furtado is so cool."
Someone else:"PSSSSH HECK YES SHE IS!"
Furtado
A Canadian-Portugese pop singer, who has been around for a few years. She had success with her first album, "Whoa, Nelly!" and then disappeared for a while after her second album, "Folklore" was released. She made a big comeback in 2006 with her third album, "Loose." The songs on this album are very different (lyric-wise) in my opinion. I prefer her older music.
Person 1: Have you heard about Nelly Furtado?
Person 2: I heard about her when she released "Whoa, Nelly!" a few years ago.
Furtado
a) doing something regardless of consequence
ex. furtado - I couldnt eat another bite. I`ll explode!
waiter - complimentary dessert?
furtado- Yes !
b) fighting for justice ( intellectually usually )
ex. bully- Gimme your lunch money
boy- But, but...
( enter stage right furtado )
furtado- hey! You leave that kid alone!
bully- beat it, this has nothing to do with you.
furtado- no..
* the part after this usually turns out well, but sometimes......... it doesn't*
c) Doing it your way!
ex. hike leader - ok lets go this way and head back to the camp.
furtado - This way looks cooler, and I`m taking this big stick for fun!