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What is Friend Zoned?
The point at which you can no longer date a girl. She has told you too many secrets, or you took too long to make your move.
You are now in the friends zone, and there is no return.
Guy - Hey girl, I've been thinking, we've been getting along pretty good now and I want to take you out on a date, I really like you.
Girl - Awwww I think you're a really nice, sensitive, understanding guy, but I love you like a friend. So, just friends?
Guy - (thinks) Damn I'm in the friends zone.
Friend Zoned - video
Friend Zoned - what is it?
The true definition of being friend zoned: When you have lots of friends, but you will be forever alone
What does "Friend Zoned" mean?
A term many guys (and some girls) use when they have been rejected, whether it is straight out or inadvertently said. People tend to claim it is the other person's fault and/or that they are a "friendzoning bitch" despite the fact that the person may really only like them as a friend, which is a false move seeing as that person believes they should fake feelings and be in a relationship.
Girl1: Thanks, you're a great friend!
Guy1: Did you seriously just friend zone me?
Girl1: Excuse me?
Guy2: Will you go out with me?
Girl2: I'm sorry. I just don't like you in that way, you're a friend.
Guy2: Not anymore, bitch. I'm the nice guy unlike the jerks you date.
Girl2: Excuse me?
Guy3: So Susie totally friendzoned me today.
Guy4: Aw, that sucks, man.
Friend Zoned - what does it mean?
A place where Aphrodite condemns the souls of people with dating double-standards.
Bob: "I can't believe Ashley (skinny, popular girl) put me in the Friend Zone! I was nice to her all this time, and she still says we're just 'friends!' But friendship is what a a romantic relationship is built on!"
Kaylee (overweight, average-looking girl): "Well Bob, you and me are friends too, and I'm single."
Bob: I... uh... erm..... but I don't wanna ruin our friendship Kaylee.
Friend Zoned - meaning
When a girl decides that you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option. You become this complete non-sexual entity in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp.
Friend1: Are you still with that girl?
You: We're just friends.
Friend2: A moment of silence for our brother in the friend zone.
Friend Zoned - definition
The almost un-escapable place where you have a crush on someone but they only want to be friends. 1 record lasted 8 years in the friend zone.
boy''will you be my girl friend''
girl''i would prefer us to be just friends''
boy is now in the friend zone
Friend Zoned - slang
When a person you like tells you they don't like you back without being obvious
Boy: I wanna be more than friends
Girl: You wanna be Mega-Best friends?
Boy to friend: oh darn I just got Friend Zoned!!
Friend Zoned
A phrase that men use (often out of self pity) in an attempt to explain why a girl turned them down. The reality, however, is that he is simply not the girl's type & she is too nice to say so.
Girl: "_______ thinks he got friend zoned. He doesn't get it.'
Friend Zoned
When a girl or guy texts, calls, or talks to you about another person of the opposite sex by which they imply to you that they know you like them and they do not have the same, mutual feelings. Therefore making you "just friends."
What the heck.. I just got friend zoned by Jodie.
Friend Zoned
When life shits all over you and you want to kill yourself
Pour one out to all the everyone who has been friend zoned.