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What is Free Shit?to invade and occupy a 3rd world city or country, (usually in the middle east) destroy all modern infrastructure, murder innocent civilians labeled as terrorists while blatantly hiding ulterior motives which may include monetary or strategic gain... all in the name of freedom. "Them Iranians??? We'z gonna free them shit outta them. We'z gonna free the shit outta them soo hard they wont know what hit em!" - Pvt. 1st Class Billy Bob Free Shit - videoFree Shit - what is it?Because they pay a fortune to share a one bedroom apartment with Craigslist dipshits, buy 15 dollar martinis and 5 dollar coffees, expensive shoes, clothes or βman bags,β many of the younger denizens of Manhattan are usually broke. Because of their penury, which they are loath to admit, this group will turn to free or very inexpensive events to kid themselves that they're having a good time living in the overly expensive and neurotic shithole they call home. Dylan β βSay, you want to go to the Guggenheim and check out the new exhibit? They donβt charge admission on Sunday night.β What does "Free Shit" mean?The F.S.A. is used primarily to describe "the 47%" of US citizens who not only pay nothing in federal taxes, but actually believe that they are entitled to the fruits of the labors of others. It is also used to describe a large portion of the Democratic Party who rely on the government to provide food stamps, subsidized housing allotments (Section 8), and sign themselves up for every bit of free stuff possible (also see "Ghetto Breeding Machines."). You can often identify members of the F.S.A. (Free Shit Army) by their SNAP/Food Stamp cards, latest urban fashions, Section 8 Housing voucher-stubs, their $300. Nike tennis shoes, Apple Smartphones, and their 60" Plasma televisions. Free Shit - what does it mean?Sugar free shits are when you eat some sugar free candy and you start shitting like crazy and your farts smell like asshole. Bro Iβve got the sugar free shits from eating that candy. Free Shit - meaningFree shitting is the art of litterally taking a shit wherever one damn well pleases. for example, you walk outside see a place you feel like taking a shit, so you remove your pants and force the shit out wherever you fucking want and walk on like a badass. The Free Shitting man walked past our house, stopped on the footpath and within a matter of seconds there was a giant turd on the ground. Free Shit - definitionFree shit is something that you get for free without having to pay for it. Synonymous with just plain "free". Many people, however, get confused and think that some free shit is actually free just because they don't have to directly pay for it. Example 1 Free Shit - slangA term used by middle aged women too refer too muscular, blonde, 19 year olds they have intense and semi-violent sex with. Fantabulous, the Free Shit is checking me out! I feel like Sex in the City! |
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