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What is Forza Horizon?
Forza Horizon. The Game In Every 2000’s Kid’s Childhood. Known For The Best Map And Car Selection In The Franchise.
Jim: “Should I Buy Forza Horizon 2/FH2?”
Kyle: “Yes.”
Forza Horizon - video
Forza Horizon - what is it?
A game that continues the tradition of ramming, V12 swapped cars, shitty sounds, boring game play and few and bad dlcs that is the Forza Series.
Oh lOoK a MuScLe cAr, I hAVe aN iDEa, lEts aWD sWaP iT aND pUt a V12 iN iT, I aM gOnNa bE tHe bEsT!!!!!!!!!!!! 1!1!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!11111 I aM dE KInG oF fORzA hORiZoN 4!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!
What does "Forza Horizon" mean?
1. The joys of scrapping your brand new Porsche across the highway; and bragging about it.
2. Getting rammed into 72 trees, 8 corners and some random lamppost, by your teammate and half the enemy team, then getting reported because you didn't come last.
3. Coming first in a team race and still lose. Because of the other 5 member's of your team came 12th to 8th place.
Boy 1: How was the trip?
Boy 2: I got gangbanged by 7 cars on the highway.
Boy 1: #^%@ Forza Horizon 4 addicts.
Forza Horizon - what does it mean?
A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan
Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 5 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: MEXICO SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Forza Horizon - meaning
A racing game that made every single mindless JDM fanboy go cry in a corner because it wasn't set in Japan
Before E3
JDM Fanboy: JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN JAPAN FORZA HORIZON 4 WILL BE SET IN JAPAN!
After E3
JDM Fanboy: THE UK SUCKS IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN SET IN JAPAN! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Forza Horizon - definition
It's one of the best racing games for xbox360
Todd:wanna play forza horizon 2
Kyle:nah I'm gonna smoke a bowl