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What is lamppost?
When you get a boner and place it between your waistband and stomach, to conceal it's massiveness.
You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!
lamppost - meme gif
lamppost - video
Lamppost - what is it?
The process of modifying your car by smashing it into a light post. Can cause injury.
Dude, did you hear how David lamppost modded his truck?
Yeah, it was pretty sick.
What does "lamppost" mean?
A Homosexual person.
This is used to describe a person who is heterosexual for most of their life, but 'openly' homosexual towards the end. Like a lamppost: straight from the bottom up but bent at the top.
J - "did you hear? Jack left his wife!"
T - "oh really! after thirty years!?"
J - "yeah, apparently his gay!"
T - "snap! must be on of those lamppost homosexuals!"
J - "Ha ha, yeah! straight for most of your life..."
J & T - "...but bent in the end!"
Lamppost - what does it mean?
When you get a boner and and tuck it between you waistband and stomach to conceal it's massiveness
You could see Aaron's irish lamppost in gym class today, it was so big and girthy!
Lamppost - meaning
Basically me and every other introvert who can't keep a conversation alive and ends up making the situation awkward. (Small talk -1/10)
Bill: "Damn Joe, you're a real lamppost when it comes to small talk."
Lamppost - definition
The name you would be called after doing a stupid action.
"Aiden, you're such a lamppost!" His friends yelled at him.
Lamppost - slang
When, while not looking, you walk into a lamppost.
*Dave walks into a lamppost*
Mike: Har har, you got lampposted!
Lamppost
A person who often ignored by the mainstream community. In other side, they dont talk much to their friends or any relatives.
-In real world, i believe you dont pay attention to lamppost (literally), do you?
Regina is a student who skips classes for a month, she sees a new comer who is a new classmate since a week after Regina leaves the class...
Regina: hey Jim, do we have a new classmate today?
Jimmy: yeah, he was here when you were absent
Regina: so then how's the class now when he came here?
Jimmy: nothing much happened, he dont talk much to the class, such a lamppost...
Lamppost
An L shaped arrangment of Rizla commonly used in the construction of a bifta.
"Do you want to make a lamppost"
Lamppost
To give a lamppost is dragging ones sack over the opposite sexes face in an attempt to cheer them up. this is usually followed by some foreplay and then a 69 and or Doggy/Oral.
"Hey Sarah, you look quite down... would you like me to give you a lamppost