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What is Forrest Gump?
After FUCKING some chick so hard; she needs leg braces and is slightly RETARDED after the ensuing offense. She also mumbles and drools when she gets excited or is in heat.
What happened to that girl?
-She was Forrest Gump'd
Forrest Gump - video
Forrest Gump - what is it?
1. The act of running away from a horrible situation (i.e. a blind date nightmare), and just take off running.
2. To just up and take off running, usually in someone's face with no remorse. Also known as "gumping it"
Man, that bitch wasn't the same as her pictures she sent. I Forrest Gumped that ho.
These punkasses tried to jump me in the alley. I straight Gumped those fools and bounced.
What does "Forrest Gump" mean?
A film from the mid 90's starring Tom Hanks as a retard who seemingly takes part in every event in the 1960's.
Jimmy watched Forrest Gump 50 times last night just so he could see Tom Hanks' ass over and over again.
Forrest Gump - what does it mean?
A man who, if he could he could talk as fast as he runs, would be mistaken as the next Albert Einstein.
Run Forrest! Run!
Forrest Gump - meaning
1.) To get through a situation simply by pure luck.
2.) Completing a task or challenge when you have no experience and the odds are stacked against you.
3.) When you get lost in a new town or city but somehow manage to find your way back to somewhere recognizable.
Wow I just Forrest Gumped my way through that test.
Forrest Gump - definition
Someone who sits down with you when you are out someone that you dont want there.
Man sits next to you at a bar, you say "hey forrest gump, cant sit here"
Forrest Gump - slang
A man with a low IQ and a big heart.
You: Sarah Palin was really smart.
Me: Forrest gump is both smarter and more charismatic than the entire Palin family.
Forrest Gump
A badass mothafucker who taught Elvis, was a Football Superstar, Vietnam War Hero, Ping Pong Legend, Shrimp Selling Millionaire, Track Running sensation, Punched a Bitch, and banged a whore named Jenny.
Forrest Gump will kick your ass.
Forrest Gump
Greatest ping pong player in the world.
Forrest Gump: "I like playin' those ping pongs."
Forrest Gump
A long and involved, often exremely notable and serendipitous life story. Derived from the film Forrest Gump in which the main character tells his life story while sitting on a bus stop bench to various passers by.
Hey Dennis, I bet that accordion player over there has one hell of a Forrest Gump.
Why don't you tell me your Forrest Gump?