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What is Five second rule?The rule that states if a guy is in and out of a girl's vagina (and finishes) while having sex in five seconds or less, it doesn't count toward his body count. These girls should call me the delivery guy with how often I enforce the five second rule. Five second rule - videoFive second rule - what is it?when a male wakes up in the middle of the night and pees in the dark using the sound of splashing water or the side of the bowl as a guide don't confuse the five second rule with other such rules regarding the safety of food What does "Five second rule" mean?A rule apply for taking a shat in public toilet, stating that after you saw someone exited a public toilet, you can't enter and seat within 5 seconds, otherwise you will still feel the creepy warmth as if you are placing your ass upon another unidentified, disgusting ass that just pooped Pete: Oh man I was about to shit my pants so I ignored the five seconds rule of the public toilet Five second rule - what does it mean?The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first. I double texted Shelly, but it was ok cuz I used the Five Second Rule of Texting. Five second rule - meaningh2oincfs' Corollary: I had to change position after my first attempt to reach the Cheesy Poof that had fallen under my desk failed. However, I had begun the attempt before five seconds had passed, therefore the five second rule was not broken. Five second rule - definitionIf you can't last more than five seconds in a girl's pussy, your penis gets chopped off. Man, that nigga busted in 3 seconds. He didn't ass the five second rule It's choppin' time. Five second rule - slangA wholly untrue rule that states that if your food drops to the floor/ground and has contact for less than five seconds, you can simply pick it up and eat it without risk of sickness. This is untrue, of course. Bacteria covers your food upon contact, it doesn't take five seconds for them to attach. Guy 1:Dude, are you gonna eat that? Five second ruleA superstitious belief that food can remain in contact with the ground (no matter what's on it...?) and still be edible. *Eddie drops a rasberry onto dogcrap by accident while walking with Bill* Five second ruleThis is a very complex law of physics. It states that if food (goldfish, for example) is dropped on the floor, it can be "safely" eaten within five seconds. The five second rule is very fun to apply when in...say...architectural drawing class, usually when Mr. Johnson leaves the room. When other people are attempting to throw goldfish in your mouth, but miss and hit you smack diddley doo in the face, the five second rule applies as soon as it makes solid contact with the floor. Five second ruleA simple rule stating that food dropped on the ground is still perfectly edible if it is picked up in five seconds. Ingeniously created by guys for the sole purpose of reducing wasted food and allowing a person that second chance they needed to enjoy their food. Jason: I dropped my steak on the ground! |
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