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What is Fitzgerald?
An insanely awesome person that is typically known for their attractive body, good taste in design, intelligence, and athleticism. They know how to make a good chicken dinner and can eat potatoes at every meal regardless of any other food is being served at the time.
Hey, look at those kids run, they must be Fitzgeralds.
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Fitzgerald - what is it?
Fitzgerald’s usually got big ole dicks and will destroy anyone’s bitch that comes near him. Fitzgerald’s dicks average size is usually 14 inches long.
Look at his dick he’s for sure a Fitzgerald
What does "Fitzgerald" mean?
When a person lingers (creepily) on the outside of a conversation waiting for an opportunity to meet someone in the group.
Go talk to her. Just don’t Fitzgerald her!
You should never Fitzgerald anyone. It’s creepy.
Fitzgerald - what does it mean?
Your best badass friends that hang out in your kitchen all night.
That guy is such a Fitzgerald. Don't mess with him but always invite him over!
Fitzgerald - meaning
Fitzgerald is a small, shit hole of a town in South Georgia. It's a place where everyone wants to leave but no one actually does, and it's Notorious for it's wild chickens and low test scores. It's high school strikingly resembles a factory from a third world country due to it's crumbling bricks and it's prison-like architecture.
Joe- "I grew up in Fitzgerald"
Richard- "Really? how was it?"
Joe- "It... it was terrible" *sobs
Fitzgerald - definition
When an anus experiences a combination of leakage and sweat build up. a "juicy asshole"
Dude my cornhole is so juicy right now, i think i have a full blown Fitzgerald
Fitzgerald - slang
When one is stricken with red hair and a terrible hunger.
I wanted to go out but I looked in the mirror and relised I was Fitzgerald.
Fitzgerald
An unfortunate event that occurs when you are deficating in a toilet and water splashes into your Anus because of your fecal matter's plunge into the depths. The water often sucks up into your sphincter, leaving you with a distrubingly cool sensation.
The height from my anus to the toilet water was a long drop, so naturally I expected to get a Fitzgerald.
Fitzgerald
Name given to a man being caught with their pants down in the gents with another gentleman in the same cubicle
I'm dying for a crap but the only cubicle has a couple of fitzgeralds in it
Fitzgerald
It’s when an upperclassman on the Northwestern University football team gets naked and puts on a mask and dry-humps an underclassmen who made a mistake during football practice.
Hey Grover, it’s your turn to Fitzgerald the freshman who dropped a pass during practice today.