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What is Festus?
Whens you has a deeg fors a roomate
you some kinds of uncle festus gets a out of here you deeg
Festus - meme gif
Festus - video
Festus - what is it?
Quivering pile of festering organic mass.
For three days, I mean for three days Master Shake ate off of Ole' Drippy, starting with his head. He was a living festus and Shake ate Ole' Drippy's head.
What does "Festus" mean?
A man that can usually be found trying to lure young children into his van with the use of tasty treats.
Child 1: "Hey look there's the ice cream truck!"
Child 2: "That's no ice cream truck, its just Uncle Festus making the daily child pickup"
Festus - what does it mean?
A dangerous man that wears black forces and steals peoples tires and takes your tvs
dam it i got my tv stolen. 'it must have been a festus'
Festus - meaning
penguin ass nigga. he ask a lot of questions. he also wears a lot of suits. double breasted ones.
I was with Festus and before we had sex, he asked me how cold I was today.
Festus - definition
Worst deputy ever. Call him fetus a lot to make him mad
Festus:booty twerk
Person one:go away fetus
Festus - slang
Biggest dick in town he is Festus
Festus
A very romantic guy that'll give you the best in life.
He is sweet and caring
Sometimes egoistic
Festus usually has lots of girls swarming around him, but he has a distinct taste in women
Who's that perfect guy, oh! That's Festus