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What is Festa?

this is the place where you decide if you want to be a whore, a crack addict, a weird fuck, or just fucking normal. If your not popular you were probably weird, like super weird and dressed like anime characters (yes, i saw that in school.) but this school had good mozzarella sticks tbh. Relationships don’t count till 8th grade, that’s where shit gets real, i don’t wanna hear that you liked a boy and he asked you out what the fuck u gonna do? hold hands?? lame ash. 8th thinks their the shit, 7th is where you discover drugs and 6th just ducking lame. you think your cool but your not you at the lowest tier. I thought I was the shit in 6th grade, most embarrassing thing ever your like shorter than everyone. Watch out for e wingers because they will rock your shit and they’re the scariest motherfuckers around. Overall schools kinda nice we got a pool but i don’t get why the high schools don’t. #putapoolinthehighschool

“Did you hear a kid at Felix Festa put a condom in a breadstick??”

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Festa - what is it?

When a person fucks with three different people in three consecutive nights, none of which the person has had coitis with at a prior time.

Dude, I pulled of a tri-festa this weekend.

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What does "Festa" mean?

girlfriend of Jade Puget, guitarist of the band AFI

I wish I was Marissa Festa

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Festa - what does it mean?

Worst place ever. This is where people get a better understanding of who they are. But it still sucks. If your not popular you get treated like trash.

Thank GOD I'm out of that shit hole, Felix Festa.

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Festa - meaning

To bum or suck up 2 another person, as well as interfering or trying to find what some one is up 2.

Your mum festarin, seein what u what up 2 the nite before.
If you festa another person by trying to be their friend.

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Festa - definition

this boy has a 1inch cock, he is a bald spotty cunt who likes boys as well..he fucked a dog!

Shaun McCullum

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Festa - slang

Festa is a very rare disease only found in the Miami suburb of Hialeah. Particularly the area surrounding, but not limited to, Hialeah Senior High. Although there is some speculation as to how one can contract it, scientist believe it is via coming in contact with bodily fluids such as skeet and feces. The disease goes through 79 stages before finally killing the victim in agonizing fashion, usually with the genitalia of the victim falling off.

As of 2006, there is only one known victim in the United States.

Boy: I have stage 69 Festa.
Girl: So all your pubes fell off?
Boy: Yeah.
Girl: Damn.

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Festa

a girl who is either really nasty (un-hygenic) or who you have no interest in, or both. especially applies if that girl is way too into you or pitifully desperate. comes from verb:Festering see def.

man that festa courtney keeps calling me.

ugh, sorry dude that girl is butt nasty, just keep ignoring her and she'll get the message.

doubt it, she keeps showing up at my HOUSE man.

ew.

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Festa

Festa is a female dog's name. She is often easy to handle and very obedient. She walks very graceful, and is very nice.

What's the dog's name" "Festa!" "Oh that suits perfectly!

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Festa

Festa means festival in Italy and other Mediterranean countries. But you can get that from google, so heres an urban dictionary definition:
Festa is annual celebration by the Korean group BTS, held to celebrate their anniversary. For a week and a half leading up to the anniversary of their debut, 13th June, they release more music, interviews, photo collections, special videos and more. When Festa starts, BTS fandom create a BTS week wherein they appreciate each of the 7 members for each day of the week, in fanchant order of course.

Army 1: Hey, have you heard the Spring Day remix they released for the Festa opening ceremony?
Army 2: Sis have I heard it?? That shit SLAPS, I downloaded souncloud just to put it on repeat.

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