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What is Federlining?1. Talentless, wannabe black, male goldigger.... 1. Were it not for the rap talent, Eminem would surely be a Federline Federlining - meme gifFederlining - videoFederlining - what is it?(verb) To latch onto someone else's money, talent and fame, while offering nothing of yourself except your (dubious) talent (in bed). to stop washing one's own hair (and possibly to stop bathing entirely), start wearing manpris, untie one's shoes and skank all over the place, doing nothing to pull one's own icky weight, unless spawning is considering a . Federline, to Federline, Federlining, Federlined, etc. 1. Ewwww, look! He's Federlining all over that girl! What does "Federlining" mean?Any male between the ages of 17 and 30 who is a complete loser. Considered a man child and a human sponge. Lacking any real talent or education. Kevin Federline is the inspiration for this term. Homeless, jobless, and talent less. He gets women pregnant in order to secure his "meal-ticket". Federlining - what does it mean?When a girl starts off relatively decent, good morals, good job, lack of slutty tattoos but then starts dating a trashy guy and slowly declines to his level of trashiness. Britney Spears Federlining - meaningWhen a loser (scrub) impregnates a woman that earns a higher income, drives her to the point of insanity, so much she shaves her head, then gains custody over any offspring and then receives child support from the mother. After he took her to dinner, she spent the next 12 months getting federlined. Federlining - definitionA useless hanger-on. Someone who brought nothing to the table and is sitting there anyway. A zero in an entourage. An "I'm just lucky to be here" guy. Ringo Starr was totally the federline of The Beatles. Federlining - slangFederline, Kevin: Britney Spears' useless, lazy, indolent excuse for a husband. A 'dancer' by trade. Lal: Wow, that Federline guy is so whipped, Britney has him wrapped around her finger. Federliningverb: To mooch off of a wealthy woman, displaying no skills of your own other than knocking her up and ensuring your own future income. Dressing poorly is optional; considering the word "pimp" a compliment is not. That's just gross; he's just federlining now that he has that rich girlfriend. Plus he smells like patchouli, trying to cover up that three-day-old skank. I hope he doesn't take off his shoes! Federlining1. (n) a male version of a gold digger, willing to sacrifice integrity and respect for a life of comfort. The beneficiary of a Sugar Mama. "Stedman is Oprah's federline" FederliningInactivity a la K-Fed. I'm sick of looking for a job, so I'm just Federlining around the house. |
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