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What is Fed-Ex?
the term used to describe a situation when your mail order gets jacked by the truck driver
" dude did u get your new bike"
" no way man, i got fed exed"
Fed-Ex - meme gif
Fed-Ex - video
Fed-Ex - what is it?
Mr Spears now that Britany Spears is divorcing his white trash ass.
Valentina: did you hear?!
me: about Dakota kicking Rockford's ass?! HELL YEAH! i was there!! cant WAIT to be there next year!!
Valentina: no. about K-Fed...or should i say FED-EX
me: yupp. Mr Spears is getting divorced AND his ass is getting kciked by John Cena on the first day of the new year!!
What does "Fed-Ex" mean?
FED = Kevin Federline
EX = As in no longer freeloading from Britney.
Some say Kelly Ripa made up this term after it was suggested by a crew member of her show. They are all lies I came up with it like 4 months ago, I knew he was gonna get the boot.
1.- Hi, my name is Fed Ex welcome to McDonalds may I take your order?
2.- Fed Ex will be working at Fedex soon to pay his bills.
3.- Fed Ex finally understood the meaning of life and ended his.
Fed-Ex - what does it mean?
a male/dickhead who has been dumped who poses so small amount of assets alone that they can fit into a small package and be thrown out a window. Origins rooted in the divorce of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline (often referred to by his wigger name, K-fed)
Man 1: Dude I saw this bum in Malibu carrying a little cardboard box, and talkin like a wigger
Man 2: Yeah, man, me too. I think it was a fed-ex
Man 1: No, but this dude crazy, he was actin all ghetto and shit, but he made no sense. then he stood on the corner and started rappin bout some popozow shit-it made no sense
man 2: No shit, thats wat a fucking fed-ex does, he feeds off of rich people, and pretends he has talent while hoping nobody notices he doesn't
Fed-Ex - meaning
Name given to Kevin Federline now that Britney dumped him.
Fed Ex is one poor piece of white trash.
Fed-Ex - definition
Kevin Federline's new nickname, after Britney Spears dumped his ass.
What's up, k-fed, I mean fed-ex?
Fed-Ex - slang
When you're fed up with your ex, or psycho-ex
She keeps threatening to tell my girlfriend about our ex sex, brah! I'm Fed-Ex.
Fed-Ex
When you put your package on an unsuspecting victim's shoulder.
A variation of tea bagging, but the perpetrator keeps his nutsack inside of his clothes.
"I Fed-ex-ed the shit outta Ray Ray's ho while she was passed on on the toilet last night!"
Fed-Ex
Short for Federal Express. You know the postal service. I saw it on TV.
I'm going to send the package Fed-Ex.
Fed-Ex
Happens when Britney Spears files for divorce with Kevin Federline K-Fed
Britney Fed-Ex (ed) last week.