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What is February 31?
-What day is it?
-Oh it’s ENFP’s appreciation day!
-Huhhh is it 31 February already???
February 31 - video
February 31 - what is it?
The day that comes once a year where you can masterbait at school and fuck people in corners. It's like the purge but sexual laws are the only ones that are legal for 24 hours.
On this day you can fuck your family and get 8 women pregnant.
It is also a day of exploring. You can try fucking different ages, sexs, or cultures.
Samantha: hey Patricia, you wanna smash tomorrow
Patricia: first of all, I'm your sister second I'm straight
Samantha: but tomorrow is February 31
Patricia: oh ya!
*turns 12 am*
Samantha: *gets strap-on and fucks Patricia until her vagina is torn in two*
Patricia:*never able to walk again* oh hell ya, February 31 is now officially my favourite day!
What does "February 31" mean?
The day Daniel Antunes goes to the dentist
Hey shithead, maybe if we’re lucky you’ll take your ugly ass to the dentist by February 31 dumb whore
February 31 - what does it mean?
The day SMP Live season two begins
“Man I wish SMP Live didn’t end!”
“Me too man, but I hear season two is on February 31!”
February 31 - meaning
International "be the worst person ever" day.
You are only allowed to be the worst human being on that day.
So you are never allowed to be one.
Person: You're so ugly go **** yourself.
Person 2: Hey, why be such a ******. Just wait till February 31!
February 31 - definition
A day that has always existed but the government wants to keep hidden
February 31 isn’t a day let it go
Yes, it is the government just wants to keep it a secret
February 31 - slang
Literally just the 31st day of Fe...wait whaaa????
Crush:Wanna go out?
Random:YESS!!! When?
Crush:Maybe in February 31?
Random:oMg can't wai-HOLD UP
February 31
pretty people were born on this day
hey you born on February 31?!
yes!!
omg lets make out!!
the end
February 31
A date that doesn't exist and never will. So if home boy decides the date you're planning to have is in February 31st then you clearly know hes mocking you. So basically you'll never be able to go out with him or her.
home boy: February 31st is our date k?
Freshman thot: KK ;)
Freshman thot on March 1st, "wait what??"