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What is Fatman?
a rather douchy chinkerdinker known for making rude jokes and blatant cockblock. extremely fat and also known for having small balls and small veins. also very insistent on not giving a shit about anything, making it very difficult to defeat him.
ME to girl: hey u wanna hang out later?
Fatman Huo: SO U CAN FUCK HER, MAN THATS NASTY
girl: uhmmm sorry no thx...
ME: GOD UR SUCH A ASSHOLE
FATMAN HUO: no im just fatman huo.
Fatman - meme gif
Fatman - video
Fatman - what is it?
A sex act. The Fatmans Hammer is a follow on from a regular Blowjob. Whilst being Fellated you slowly lift your arms and your legs until your whole bodyweight is being held purely by the Fellators mouth. To finish the sex act flawlessly, you must start to spin, clockwise or anti-clockwise, until you make a full rotation.
Awesome Dude: I was getting a blowjob last night
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: And I started lifting my arms and legs until I was suspended purely by her mouth.
Other Dude: mmm-hmm
Awesome Dude: I then did a FULL rotation, clockwise.
Other dude drops his monocle into his fresh cup of Darjeeling tea
Other Dude: Dear god. The Fatmans Hammer. I thought it was a myth!
*Awesome air guitar for 35 minutes, the loch-ness monster and Bigfoot start making out, fireworks and fucking awesome laser light-shows ensue. The amount of high-fives worldwide increase by 480%*
What does "Fatman" mean?
equivalent to a lachoe, just classier.
Marcus 1: Ewww is that a fatman scrotum?
Marcus 2: fuckin run fellas
Fatman - what does it mean?
When a teenaged female burps so loud it resembles the burp of a man who just ate 20 hot dogs.
Ash: buuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp!
Charlene: Oh Ash come on you're a young lady you shouldn't be burping like that.
Quintin: Yeah Ash, that was a fatman belch.
Fatman - meaning
The fat dude wiv the batman mask and the dildo out of Fat Pizza.
Paulie: "OMG!!It's that stooge FATMAN!!!"
Bobo: "He stole my pizza's get him!!"
Paulie "orright, il bash that stooge if when we get back, we disscuss my payrise!!"
Bobo: "Ok, go!!"
Paulie leaves
Bobo: "hehe, payrise, he falls for the same trick every year!!"
Fatman - definition
Someone who has had fatman dropped on them
Little girl: why does that guy look so ugly and sad.
Dad: He must be fatmanic
Fatman - slang
Stu: "Sup fatman?"
Jake: "Not much."
Stu: "Mate, lose some of that flab!"
Jake: "No it keeps me warm!"
Fatman
a fat dump who incessantly eats wings until he sweats his bald ass head to a shine and drinks so damn much that he embarasses anyone who tries to compete with him. hes the best at everything there ever was: hes got the shot of kobe, feet of pele, arm of peyton manning, and swing of bonds. FTFM.
Who the hell is that bald fuck over there? Oh wait, its just the fuckin' fatman.
Fatman
A human atomic bomb.
Usually in the form of a sneak jump attack.
He stole my spot on the couch!
So fatman him.
Fatman
*The codename for the atomic bomb that was dropped on Hiroshima on August 6th, 1945.
*The man of a character in MGS2; he's basically a fat-ass albino in a thick, highly-advanced EOD (Explosive Ordnance Disposal) BDU (Battle Dress Uniform), and is armed with an infinite quantity of C4's and a Glock 18. He looks and sounds like he could be a mafioso criminal or something......given his weight, he'd be more like a crimelord.
"Laugh and grow fat!"
-Fatman