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What is Father's day?Father's Day is today! Make sure you spend time with your father, and make sure to make him feel loved and appreciated. If you've lost your father, then recite good memories you've shared with him. If you've never met your father, then celebrate it with a father you know, or with a grandfather! 😃 Person 1: "Father's day is great!" Father's day - videoFather's day - what is it?The only day of the year teenage boys don't want a gift. 'Get anything this fathers day?' What does "Father's day" mean?The most confusing day in Harlem Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal! Father's day - what does it mean?Father's Day: the third Sunday in June appointed for the honoring of middle management. Also known as the one day a year middle management gets to "call the ball". A way to platitudinaly appease someone who's really needy Richard's bust out brother has a really bad business idea that he wants to present to my boss , so I'll give him a gratatudinal "Father's Day meeting" Father's day - meaninga second, peculiar type of Mother's Day for all of the single mothers who also have to be fathers to their children. Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own. Father's day - definitionA holiday for all non-fathers around the world to celebrate being not a father. To celebrate that moment of happiness when your one-night stand says, "I'm not pregnant!" First Lady: I'm not pregnant! Father's day - slangNot A Father's Day is a holiday dedicated to the celebration and commemoration of an often forgotten segment of our country's population: the not fathers. These brave men have chosen to remain childless, despite an avalanche of pressure, expectations, and condemnation, propagated by the Saturday morning cartoon loving elite, the Minivan Clan, and Maury Povich. Guy #1: Happy "Not A Father's Day", the only thing I'll be nursing at any given 2 AM, is a Scotch! Father's dayThe day where you start to see how big of a gentleman ya father really is.What?Your father doesn't just say "You don't bring me anything" like he does for me every year?Wow,you guys must be having a bad time whenever June comes over.At least it's still March :) but then there's mother's day.Come on guys,go prepare! Friend:So I bought USA's strongest tank,some deodorant that is guaranteed to get my stepdad all them girls,and some new manly ass shoes that will ironically make other shoes dirty instead of themselves when being stepped on.All that for June 21st. Father's dayThe day in which you fuck someone's dad. Friends: "Did you celebrate Father's day?" Father's dayAnthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean? |
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