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What is Falkirk?
noun
1. A group of words intended to be interpreted literally, but are misinterpreted as an idiom.
I said we we’re sweating in the tent, and he didn’t realize it was a falkirk. We really were sweating in a tent.
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Falkirk - video
Falkirk - what is it?
Falkirk F.C is a shite club who play in LADBROKES LEAGUE ONE
Falkirk F.C are so shite
What does "Falkirk" mean?
The hardesst lads in forball. If tou see these weapons run for tour live.
Owned and Founded by Conor Robertson
Oi! It's the Falkirk Fear, Fucking leg it! - A scared and week aidrie fan
Falkirk - what does it mean?
Also home to Falkirk Young Offenders Prison where the scummy schemiegadgiedregs of scotlands youth who should be drowned at birth learn their trade i.e
how to steal cars chibspitting and shoplifting when they are not getting it up the ass.
I'd rather die than spend 1 hour in falkirk.
Falkirk = Shit
Falkirk - meaning
The centre of the universe. God's second home. Home also of the greatest football team ever
Is this Heaven? Naw mate, even better it's Falkirk
Falkirk - definition
falkirk is town in central scotland home to the scum of the earth. where many homeless people can be found.
my bin is empty.ok i'll throw my rubbish in falkirk.
Falkirk - slang
Falkirk is a chav farm bomb in now.
Falkirk is wonderful, aye a wonderful bucket of shite
Falkirk
Falkirk is small boring scottish town that is full of neds
A day in Falkirk is a day wasted
Falkirk
A fantastic town in Central Scotland and home of the mighty Falkirk Football Club.
Falkirk is wonderful
Falkirk
A Dead town which sucks the life out of it's inhabitants and anyone within a 500-mile radius.
Over the years, Falkirk has been dominated by fat bisexual tramps who proclaim themselves as 'emos'. These creatures have invaded the town's bandstand although are easily repelled by a shiny adidas logo or two.
After several one-night stands with equally bedgraggled towns such as Cumbernauld and Livingstone, Falkirk has even given birth to 10 Children referred to as 'Bonnybridge', 'Grangemouth', 'Camelon', 'Larbert', 'Stenhousemuir', 'The Braes', 'Bainsford', 'The Bogue' and 'Bo'ness'. But we don't talk about Bo'ness. They eat their children there.
The town's last scummy residents, are the pensioners. They may be found standing in ASDA on a snowy day, staring at the empty shelves and then harassing passers by. If you see a Falkirk Pensioner, Bag It, Bin it, and then pour petrol in the bin and set it alight.
Falkirk is Shite. End of.
Jim: Lets go to Falkirk!
Bob: *Kills Self*