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What is Facebook Stalking?
A covert method of investigation using facebook.com. Good for discovering a wealth of information about people you don't actually know.
person 1: Did you go to the _________ party last night?
person 2: No, but I was routinely facebook stalking (insert name of person you have never actually spoken to but have frequently visited his/her facebook profile)'s photos and saw pictures from it. It looked fetch.
Facebook Stalking - video
Facebook Stalking - what is it?
To look at a person's facebook profile in detail to learn more about them and what they are doing. Reading their wall posts and looking at the recent activity.
Do you have to facebook stalk me while I'm right here? It's a little creepy
What does "Facebook Stalking" mean?
When you look at the profile of someone who you are friends with on facebook.
Hey, did you see Janeta's Facebook status? Yeah, I was Facebook Stalking her last night.
Whose pictures are those on your news feed? Oh, they are Marlins, stop Facebook stalking him.
Facebook Stalking - what does it mean?
When you are bored, getting on Facebook and looking through random peoples Facebook pages, going through their pictures and reading all their statuses.
Friend one: OMG he is soo cute! Plus he has a puppy!
Friend two: Umm how do you know that? You don't even know him...
Friend one: I was Facebook Stalking him last night
Facebook Stalking - meaning
The act of monitoring another person's activity (status updates, photo uploads, photo tags, photo comments, wall posts, friend additions, group memberships, attended events, mutual friends, e.t.c.) on the popular social network of Facebook.
Person A: I was facebook stalking Jennifer for two hours last night.
Person B: Oh really?
Person A: Yeah, Amber added photos from her birthday party and Jennifer was tagged in one of them. However two weeks ago Jennifer RSVPed 'attending' on the guest list for Jack's birthday party which was the same night as Amber's. Then she updated her status to: "Jennifer is going on a date tonight" but according to her relationship status, she's not single!
Facebook Stalking - definition
Looking on facebook for someone, adding them, and constently checking their status and/or pictures.
Dude quit facebook stalking that bitch you were on her profile like 10 minutes ago.
Facebook Stalking - slang
To look up someone constantly and look at all their recent satuses and all their pictures.
I think that guy is hot and i like facebook stalking him.
Facebook Stalking
A euphemism for finding out about a person on their Facebook page so as not to need to ask for all the mundane details (hobbies, favorite quotes, marriage status) so conversations can go straight to arguing over the relative merits of Shadow of the Hegemon vs. Xenocide
I thought she looked pretty cute, but after Facebook Stalking her I found out she thinks Children of the Mind is the best Ender novel!
Facebook Stalking
When an individual (male or female) scours another individual's profile, frequently checks their status updates, or reads their wall posts to and from other people. This is usually done either because the individual wants to know as much as possible about the individual whose profile they are reading, or they're bored and haven't looked at that person's profile yet after they've gained them as a friend on facebook. Some people admit to it, other's deny they have been doing it, even when caught in the act.
Joe: "Dude what are you doing?"
Mike: *Looks up from ex-girlfriend's profile, whom he is facebook stalking* "Nothing."
Joe: *Sees ex-girlfriend's profile page* "Quit facebook stalking that chick and come play Xbox"
Mike: "I wasn't facebook stalking her!"
Facebook Stalking
Facebook Stalking, like regular stalking, allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the person they are interested in; the stalkee if you will. Unlike regular stalking, Facebook Stalking is less likely to have an illegal component and is generally accepted by it's voyeuristic victims. The argument being, that if you didn't want others to know about your life, you wouldn't post it all over the internet.
Person 1: Do you have a crush on Billy?
Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.