Definder - what does the word mean?

What is scours?

A Scourse is person who knows everything about anything.
If you have a question a Scourse will have an answer and plan.
A Scourse Has a higher IQ then lets say a Nathan or a Phil.
Scourse may also be the sexiest mother fucker around.

Nathan: man I'm too retarded to figure out this math problem
Phil: yupp me too, we need a Scourse.
Random n00b: You two are gotta be the dumbest gay boys I know.

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Scours - what is it?

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.

Scouring the pipes (Masturbation) protects against Prostate Cancer. Men who Scour their pipes more than 5 times a week in their 20's are 33% less likely to develop the

most aggressive form of prostate cancer later in life. A 2003 study by Graham Giles at the Cancer Council of Victoria in Melbourne Australia found that the ejaculate helps to "flush" or rid the male body of carcinogens.

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What does "scours" mean?

When a man uses his urine to clean any smears or debris from the inside of the toilet bowl.

Roommate: Sorry dude, I left some shit smears in the toilet bowl.
Guy: Don't worry about it, I'll do a stand and scour.

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Scours - what does it mean?

To intensively search the Internet by means of search engines and social media.

I will scour the Internet for information on that subject.

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Scours - meaning

In reference to Jim's persistant tracking of Neil Young.

"Jim scoured the earth looking for Young Neil."

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Scours - definition

travellers /pikies way of saying shit. mostly used to insult ppl

jim-davie get up here u scoury shite?

davie- cunt off jim u conyas shite

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Scours - slang

verb, pirates' equivalent for "to search"

Cap'n Arraw: "what be you goin' t' do?"
Parrot: "I'm goin' to scour fer mateys!"

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Scours

1) To effectively coat the toilet bowl and underside of a porcelain seat with an excessive amount of liquid fecal matter.

2) To effectively coat any surface or object with an excessive amount of liquid fecal matter.

Boy, I sure hope I don't scour the bowl after eating all those wings!


Holy shit, someone scoured the bowl!


Wow, what a great scour!

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Scours

Farm talk for diarrea, specifically cattle.

That baby calf has the scours.

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